Synopsis: A rag-tag group of former TV stars and comic book artists, who make their living working at conventions, decide to steal the loot from a crooked promoter and an overbearing former TV icon.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Zak Knutson
Production: Archstone Distribution
Rotten Tomatoes:
100 min

Ah, get your pictures now.

There ya go.


Sure, sure, just a couple

of free ones here.

75 bucks at my table.

Ah, this pen doesn't work.


Hey, come on.

Easy, no touching.

- Hide me, hide me.

- What?

Fucking cocksucker's here.

You are the fucking

smallest guy here,

and I have to use you

to cover me.

Is that Keith Mahar?

- Right there.

- Hey.

Hey, everybody, look.

It's Hadji,

my costar from Tex Johnson.


- Keith. My name is Keith.

Sure it is.

Just busting balls.

Hey, speaking of balls,

how they hanging?



- Fucking prick.

Can I get a photo

with you guys?

Sure, sure, anything

for the fans, right, Keith?

- Yeah.

- Sure, sure, come on.

Oh, okay, okay.

Here, get my good side.

Go, good.

All right, smile.


Fucking dick pic.

Ah, that's not bad.

You missed your calling.

You should've been

a photographer, Hadji.

Hey, well, you know.

- All right.

- Catch ya later, Hadj.

- Yeah, great.

Hope you catch something

later, you f*ck.

- Move, move, move, move.

- I bet you him and her

stand beside each other

at the urinal.

Where the fucking hat

I bought you? Where's the hat?

Nobody knows who the f*ck you are

without the hat on your head.

I believe the appropriate

term is "turban."

Okay, turban, the jihabi,

the Pamper you was wearing

on your fucking head.

A jibjab rag, a diaper,

where's the fucking hat?

- Um...

- You know this guy?

Harold? Kumar?

I'm not fucking either

of those people.

Callahan. This is

my head of security,

and this is my brother-in-law,

and I'm gonna let him

loose on your ass

if you rearrange

my seating again.

I don't play that shit.

Get Jay on the phone.


Can't even move fast enough

to fucking scare me.

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Zak Knutson

Zak Knutson (born January 4, 1974 in Detroit, Michigan) is a director, producer, writer, and actor. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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