Super Troopers 2 Page #2

Synopsis: When a border dispute arises between the U.S. and Canada, the Super Troopers are tasked with establishing a Highway Patrol station in the disputed area.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
21%
R
Year:
2018
99 min
3,241 Views


- I got you, motherf***er!

(LAUGHTER)

- I'm not dead! I'm alive!

- He's alive!

Look out!

Holy...

(ALL YELLING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

- (GRUNTS)

- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(SHOUTS)

- Ahhh!

- (YELLING)

(SHOUTS MANIACALLY)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

- (FARVA LAUGHS)

- (SIGHS)

You sleeping, baby boy?

No, I'm just checking out

the ceiling, Farva.

Good work up there.

All right, pull out your caulk

and let's go.

What?

Let's go! I'm standing here

with my caulk in my hand.

Grab your caulk,

let's put it in the holes!

Come on, let me see

that big caulk.

Oh, shut up.

Show me your Rabbit caulk!

MAC:
You know

what's funny, Farva?

You've made that joke

400 times

and it still sucks.

F*** you, Mac.

You don't talk to your

site supervisor like that.

That's one demerit

on your permanent record.

(GASPS)On my permanent

construction record?

That's right. You want

another one, keep it up.

Yeah, give me another

and I'll pinch your dick.

- That's two. You want to go for three?

- Okay.

Bingo! You got it!

You want another one?

- Pretty, pretty please.

- You got it!

- You want another one?

- I'll take them all!

That's seven!

You want another one?!

Give me ten!

Bingo!

Mac! Stop.

You mess with the bull,

you get covered in bullshit.

(CHEWING LOUDLY)

- What a tool.

- Yeah.

I had the craziest dream.

Who were the cops this time?

Stifler and Damon Wayans Jr.

Did they almost kiss?

Yeah. Yeah.

Almost got them to.

(COUNTRY MUSIC

RINGTONE PLAYING)

Uh, hello.

- Morning, Mac!

- Good morning, Uncle Argyle.

Code names? Is Farva nearby?

Oh, yeah. Spitting distance.

Do me a favor,

spackle his mouth shut.

MAC:
(LAUGHS)

Okay, will do.

So, change of location for

this weekend's fishing trip.

Just over the Canadian border.

Oh, sweet! I love Canada.

(CHUCKLES) Good one!

I'll mail you the address.

- What, like with a stamp? Just text me.

- Text?

Oh, you mean like,

uh, mail text? Yeah.

I do believe I have

that facility on this phone.

Okay, will do.

That's it. I'm teaching you

how to text this weekend.

- No personal calls, Mac.

- What the f***?

- Whoop.

- Oh, God damn it, Farva.

- I told you no personal calls.

- It was a sales call.

Oh, yeah?

What were they selling?

Ooh, was it canned salmon?

I love canned salmon.

It's better than tuna,

you know. It's a salty fish.

I like a salty fish.

Like a grouper

or maybe a branzino.

Something that really

jerks off your blood pressure.

You know what's salty? Turtle.

You ever had turtle before?

Saltiest part? The shell.

What do I have to say to get

you to end this conversation?

You could say,

"The guy on the phone

was trying to sell me

hard d*cks."

The guy on the phone was

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Jay Chandrasekhar

Jayanth Jambulingam Chandrasekhar (born April 9, 1968) is an American comedian, film director, screenwriter, and actor. He is best known for his work with the sketch comedy group Broken Lizard and for directing and starring in the Broken Lizard films Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest. He has also had several successes in directing feature films and television shows–notably Arrested Development–apart from the Broken Lizard troupe. more…

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