Super Troopers 2 Page #2
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- Year:
- 2018
- 99 min
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- I got you, motherf***er!
(LAUGHTER)
- I'm not dead! I'm alive!
- He's alive!
Look out!
Holy...
(ALL YELLING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SHOUTS)
- Ahhh!
- (YELLING)
(SHOUTS MANIACALLY)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
- (FARVA LAUGHS)
- (SIGHS)
You sleeping, baby boy?
No, I'm just checking out
the ceiling, Farva.
Good work up there.
All right, pull out your caulk
and let's go.
What?
Let's go! I'm standing here
with my caulk in my hand.
Grab your caulk,
let's put it in the holes!
Come on, let me see
that big caulk.
Oh, shut up.
Show me your Rabbit caulk!
MAC:
You knowwhat's funny, Farva?
You've made that joke
400 times
and it still sucks.
F*** you, Mac.
You don't talk to your
site supervisor like that.
That's one demerit
on your permanent record.
(GASPS)On my permanent
construction record?
That's right. You want
another one, keep it up.
Yeah, give me another
and I'll pinch your dick.
- That's two. You want to go for three?
- Okay.
Bingo! You got it!
You want another one?
- Pretty, pretty please.
- You got it!
- You want another one?
- I'll take them all!
That's seven!
You want another one?!
Give me ten!
Bingo!
Mac! Stop.
You mess with the bull,
you get covered in bullshit.
(CHEWING LOUDLY)
- What a tool.
- Yeah.
I had the craziest dream.
Who were the cops this time?
Did they almost kiss?
Yeah. Yeah.
Almost got them to.
(COUNTRY MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYING)
Uh, hello.
- Morning, Mac!
- Good morning, Uncle Argyle.
Code names? Is Farva nearby?
Oh, yeah. Spitting distance.
Do me a favor,
spackle his mouth shut.
MAC:
(LAUGHS)Okay, will do.
this weekend's fishing trip.
Just over the Canadian border.
Oh, sweet! I love Canada.
(CHUCKLES) Good one!
I'll mail you the address.
- What, like with a stamp? Just text me.
- Text?
Oh, you mean like,
uh, mail text? Yeah.
I do believe I have
that facility on this phone.
Okay, will do.
That's it. I'm teaching you
how to text this weekend.
- No personal calls, Mac.
- What the f***?
- Whoop.
- Oh, God damn it, Farva.
- I told you no personal calls.
- It was a sales call.
Oh, yeah?
What were they selling?
Ooh, was it canned salmon?
I love canned salmon.
It's better than tuna,
you know. It's a salty fish.
I like a salty fish.
Like a grouper
or maybe a branzino.
Something that really
jerks off your blood pressure.
You know what's salty? Turtle.
You ever had turtle before?
Saltiest part? The shell.
What do I have to say to get
you to end this conversation?
You could say,
"The guy on the phone
was trying to sell me
hard d*cks."
The guy on the phone was
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