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check my sperm count, and by
"they," I mean I'm hoping it's a
doctor, and...
[laughs]
I hope it's just not a guy with
a lot of plastic cups that he's
not using.
count, and so my first sperm
check is coming up in three
days, on Thursday, and the thing
about getting your sperm checked
is you can't masturbate or
ejaculate into a lady for -or
whatever your thing is -for
three days.
Three days, and it started
today, so I'm, like, so much
more upset that I can't
masturbate for three days than I
can't smoke pot for 30, because
I'm not looking at pot on the
internet every day.
when you're high.
I could tell, but they couldn't.
Untrained eye couldn't tell, but
I could tell.
It was still good, though.
Well, I'm glad you still
liked it.
The prohibition against
marijuana began in 1937.
Since then, in order to obtain
your medicine, you had to visit
"a guy," but with the passing of
Proposition 215, California
citizens are allowed to open up
dispensaries to legally sell
cannabis to qualified patients.
To repeat that for the stoners
showing up late, in California,
you can legally buy pot in a
store like you're buying beer or cookies.
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right now, it's just a
free-for-all.
It's the wild west?
Wild, wild west.
And I'm Jesse James, I guess,
right now.
It's really stressful, me being
in this for about a year now.
Man, when I started, there was,
like, four of us.
First-time patient?
Come on in.
Yeah, come on in.
Hey, how's it going, chief?
Can I get your i.d.?
Yes, sir.
[Singing indistinctly]
What are you looking for?
Sativa?
Hybrid.
Hybrid?
Any codominant?
What you got?
This a pain type of thing, or
you just want the head to be up?
These are two jokes that I've
written since I stopped getting
high three days ago.
Just to show you where I'm at.
And how important marijuana is
to what I do.
"Why isn't there a
mildew-removal product called
'mill-don't'?
[Laughter]
See, that's not too bad.
I haven't lost it.
[Laughs]
And here's the other one.
The new slogan for old navy --
have you seen the new
commercials?
It's no longer, like, old TV
stars being stupid.
Now it's trying to be hip and
cool and matrixy, and the slogan
is "get your fash on."
You know, "get your fash on!
Get your fash on!"
Which was probably -I was
thinking it was probably a
rejected slogan for fascism.
When they were sitting around
coming up with slogans for
fascism to try to get it off the
ground, somebody's like, "how
about 'get your fash on'?"
"Get out of here.
That's stupid.
We've decided to go with
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