Super High Me Page #2

Synopsis: Determined to find out the true effects of marijuana on the human body, stand-up comedian and former Stoner of the Year Doug Benson documents his experience avoiding pot for 30 days and then consuming massive amounts of the drug for 30 days. More than just an amusing story of one man's quest to get superhigh, this documentary also examines the hotly contested debate over medical marijuana use.
Director(s): Michael Blieden
Production: Screen Media
 
IMDB:
6.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
63%
R
Year:
2007
94 min
Website
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check my sperm count, and by

"they," I mean I'm hoping it's a

doctor, and...

[laughs]

I hope it's just not a guy with

a lot of plastic cups that he's

not using.

They're gonna check my sperm

count, and so my first sperm

check is coming up in three

days, on Thursday, and the thing

about getting your sperm checked

is you can't masturbate or

ejaculate into a lady for -or

whatever your thing is -for

three days.

Three days, and it started

today, so I'm, like, so much

more upset that I can't

masturbate for three days than I

can't smoke pot for 30, because

I'm not looking at pot on the

internet every day.

It was almost as funny as

when you're high.

I could tell, but they couldn't.

Untrained eye couldn't tell, but

I could tell.

It was still good, though.

Well, I'm glad you still

liked it.

The prohibition against

marijuana began in 1937.

Since then, in order to obtain

your medicine, you had to visit

"a guy," but with the passing of

Proposition 215, California

citizens are allowed to open up

retail shops known as

dispensaries to legally sell

cannabis to qualified patients.

To repeat that for the stoners

showing up late, in California,

you can legally buy pot in a

store like you're buying beer or cookies.

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right now, it's just a

free-for-all.

It's the wild west?

Wild, wild west.

And I'm Jesse James, I guess,

right now.

It's really stressful, me being

in this for about a year now.

Man, when I started, there was,

like, four of us.

First-time patient?

Come on in.

Yeah, come on in.

Hey, how's it going, chief?

Can I get your i.d.?

Yes, sir.

[Singing indistinctly]

What are you looking for?

Sativa?

Hybrid.

Hybrid?

Any codominant?

What you got?

This a pain type of thing, or

you just want the head to be up?

These are two jokes that I've

written since I stopped getting

high three days ago.

Just to show you where I'm at.

And how important marijuana is

to what I do.

"Why isn't there a

mildew-removal product called

'mill-don't'?

[Laughter]

See, that's not too bad.

I haven't lost it.

[Laughs]

And here's the other one.

The new slogan for old navy --

have you seen the new

commercials?

It's no longer, like, old TV

stars being stupid.

Now it's trying to be hip and

cool and matrixy, and the slogan

is "get your fash on."

You know, "get your fash on!

Get your fash on!"

Which was probably -I was

thinking it was probably a

rejected slogan for fascism.

When they were sitting around

coming up with slogans for

fascism to try to get it off the

ground, somebody's like, "how

about 'get your fash on'?"

"Get out of here.

That's stupid.

We've decided to go with

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