Super Dark Times Page #2

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[Josh] Because if you wait like a week,

it feels really good

when you go back to it.

[Daryl] Guys, yesterday my parents

f***ing rented that movie True Lies.

And after they went to sleep, I f***ing

watched that scene where she stripped

over and over and over and over and over.

I must have jerked off

two and a half times.

- [Charlie] Is that a record?

- [Zach] We don't wanna hear this.

[Daryl] I tried for three,

but my dick got sore.

So I went to the freezer to get some ice,

but there was none in the tray.

So I got a f***ing steak instead.

[Josh] Ugh. You put it back in the freezer?

[Daryl] F*** no. I cooked that sh*t up,

scarfed it and passed out on the couch.

[Zach] Dude, that's f***ing disgusting.

[Daryl] You f***ing idiots.

Of course I f***ing put it back.

You know, that doesn't make it better.

Someone's gonna eat that.

Oh, my God. This is not the

point of the f***ing story.

What is the point of the story?

- I'm getting to it.

- He's getting to it.

The point it, b*tch be hot.

Like Charlie's sister.

- [laughs]

- Shut the f*** up.

Or Zach's mom.

Yes. Sorry, Zach.

You think if you jump from

up here on a boat down there,

you could break through

the deck and sink it?

[Charlie] Like in a cartoon or something?

[Josh] I doubt it.

My uncle did it one time

on the Fourth of July.

No, he didn't.

Yeah, he did.

He won a thousand bucks,

but broke his f***ing leg,

'cause he slipped on a fish.

[Charlie] Guess that evens out then.

F***, yeah.

Slickest sh*t I ever saw.

[Josh] I could do it.

Are you special forces?

[Josh] No, but my uncle was.

So f*** you.

[serene music]

[birds chirping]

[Zach] I guess I just, like,

feel bad for Daryl, you know.

We used to hang out a lot in third grade.

And it's not his fault

that his dad's f***ing poor.

[Josh] Still, it doesn't

make him not a douchebag.

[Zach] He's not a douchebag, Josh.

[Josh groans]

Look, he can be a little much sometimes,

but it's not like he

ever means anybody harm.

Still hang out with him like in school?

We have health together.

He's always trying to hit on Cindy Maples.

Cindy Maples is the one

that went to the hospital

because she had a frozen

hot dog in her vagina?

Yeah, yeah. That's her.

Cool.

[man] Give me that bong, Amber.

Sh*t.

Josh, we have to go.

[Josh] Hey, hey, hey.

- Hey. Hey!

- Josh, don't stop.

- Just keep going.

- What?

You seen my c*nt?

[Zach] Forget it.

- What?

- Have you seen my c*nt?

[Zach] Josh...

Dana, his girlfriend.

We haven't seen anybody's c*nt.

We're actually kind of in a rush.

Josh, right?

- Yeah.

- How's Danny doing?

He get that basic training?

They break him in yet?

What?

Tell him I wanna hang out with

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