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away the power. P*ssy.

P*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy,

p*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy!

I just want to touch

her p*ssy! P*ssy!

- Oh, sh*t. I've got to back it in.

- P*ssy, p*ssy!

Oh, f***.

Dude, this is so not my fault.

- What were you thinking?

- I'm sorry.

Damn right, you're sorry,

because you are grounded.

- No spring break.

- Mom, no, no, no.

Blake and I have been planning

this trip for almost a year.

Then you should

have thought about that

before you stole

your father's car.

The cruise tickets

are non-refundable.

I've been saving up

a lot of money.

We can't let that go to waste.

Well, you're right.

We're not a wasteful family.

We recycle.

Which is why...

We're going to let you

house-sit for a week.

- Huh?

- House sit?

Where are you two going?

Listen, your mom wants us

to pay you back

for those cruise tickets,

so here's what's left

after the cleaning costs

on the Porsche.

- Thanks.

- Welcome.

Your mom also thinks that

I should give you a chance

to earn back my trust,

so have a seat.

Logan, your grandfather

was a great man.

He was kind, and he was honest,

and totally trustworthy.

And those qualities

so impressed his father

that he was given

a beautiful Rolex watch.

And when he thought

that I demonstrated

those qualities of trust

and responsibility,

he gave the Rolex to me.

Problem is,

I don't think

you've demonstrated

those qualities at all.

But the Rolex

is at the jewelers.

It's being cleaned.

I'm not giving it to you.

I just want you to pick it up.

Really?

You think you can handle that?

Of course, dad. Yeah.

I can handle it.

I promise.

Now, we'll be back Sunday.

I don't want Blake coming over,

and here is a to-do list.

I want every one of these done.

Janis,

I think that's a bad idea.

Kent, we discussed this

trust exercise.

Logan gets to show us

that he can be

a responsible young man.

- I'm going to miss you.

- Okay.

- This is really happening?

- Why talk to a closed door?

- You're taking my tickets?

- Go inside and start the list.

Take care of that watch.

I can't believe they took

our cruise tickets.

Yeah, well, at least

they paid us back.

But that was our spring break.

We should be the ones frolicking

naked on deck, not your parents.

Need you to sign

right here, Logan.

Yes, sir.

Blake:

Sweet timepiece.

1962 Rolex submariner.

Total chick magnet.

Can you please tell him

that no watch

is going to get a guy

a girl? Come on.

Why do you think I do this?

Honey?

- Could you deposit this?

- Okay.

- Who's that?

- My girlfriend.

Woman:
Willie, babe.

It's for you.

Excuse me, guys.

- Put it on.

- No.

Just put it on.

What can it hurt?

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