Sun Wu Kong zai nao Xianggang

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The sunset over Mount Huaguo

is more beautiful than any fairyland.

This is all that the monkey remembers

of Mount Huaguo.

The monkey once heard a legend

that in the depths of the Heavenly Kingdom

the Destiny Astrolabe controls the fate

of all living things.

However, the stone that Nwa used

to patch the sky bred a giant

that refused to accept its fate.

The Heavenly Kingdom claims any living thing

does not submit to control is a demon.

The giant became a devil.

The gods threw everything they had

at besieging the devil,

but they were all killed by the devil.

The heavens and the earth shocked with his fury.

However,

he was defeated in the end.

Fierce lightning tore the giant's body to pieces.

And the fragments of his body fell

and scattered across the earth.

Mount Huaguo was born.

The heart of the stone

that patched the sky lived on

and evolved into the monkey.

The monkey grew up at the foot of Mount Huaguo

with the company of sunset all over the sky.

But the Destiny Astrolabe found him,

and the heavens burst forth

in flame burning all plants

and extinguished all living creatures in heavy snow.

Mount Huaguo was left in ruins.

The monkey disappeared.

The monkey was furious

and vowed that as long as he was still alive,

he would destroy the Heavenly Kingdom

and wreak havoc there.

However,

the sky he could see

was covered in darkness.

(Destiny Council)

My Lord.

Mount Huaguo was destroyed 300 years ago.

The Destiny Astrolabe has run consistently.

The heart of the stone has disappeared.

There is none left to challenge the might

of the Heavenly Kingdom.

Attention,

it is the 1,000-year changing

of the guard at the Destiny Council.

The Academy of Destiny

is responsible for selecting succeeding immortals.

You have all undergone rigorous selection

from various departments

and are the wisest with the greatest potential

to ascend to immortality.

You will be divided into

two sects in your spiritual journey here

The Heavenly Sect,

those selected from

outstanding descendants of the gods,

and the Earthly Sect,

the most hardworking pupils that

conducted their spiritual journey

in the world of men.

Our Lady

will award the third class peaches that

the Queen Mother of the West personally gave her

to the top disciples of the Heavenly Sect

Azi?

Azi!

The ceremony is about to begin.

What are you doing sitting here?

I'm not doing anything, just watching the sunset.

Then I'll be going.

Hurry up.

Hey!

Stop!

I've always watched others eat.

Now it's my turn to have a taste.

I heard that these peaches

are really juicy.

Prince Juling,

the peaches are coming.

Where is she taking it?

Hurry,

bring her here and teach her a lesson.

Ok.

Come here!

Put your peach here.

I told you to put your peach down here.

Let me go.

Sit!

What are you doing? Help!

Get the assassin. Get the assassin.

Catch her.

I did not do it on purpose

Sorry

Are you here to assassinate me?

I'm just here to deliver the peach.

Is this the peach?

How dare you eat my peach

Applause!

I'm JuanLian

Juling, show some respect.

You shouldn't hit women.

I mustn't hit women?

I can also hit men.

You mustn't hit men!

Great!

No clapping!

I'll protect you.

Awesome!

I can't eat the peach?

Why didn't you say earlier?

And then you started beating them.

If you're going to fight anyone,

fight me.

Get him!

Do what he did to me back to him.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait up. Wait up.

That's better.

I'm sorry.

Recently

I had a lot of earwax.

My Lady.

What is it?

Bad news. The disciples are fighting.

My Lady,

please go to the side chamber and rest.

Tianpeng.

Do you know who I am?

Listen up!

For the rest of your lives

you will remember my name.

My name is...

It's you.

You're the one that stole the peach

and got my friend in trouble.

Do you think you're something special?

Do you think your martial arts are amazing?

What are you hitting me for?

I saved you, you silly witch.

Damn monkey.

How do I look like a monkey?

You do if I say you do.

Damn monkey!

Idiotic simpletons like you

aren't even qualified to serve Chalky.

You...

Who's Chalky?

Let me tell you.

Listen up.

What are you shh-ing for?

Shh my foot!

I haven't finished speaking.

Chalky, let's go.

Bye-bye.

My name is...

Cut your crap.

Stop!

Get out of the way!

How come you're so late?

Are you hurt?

Of course not.

Who are you?

I'm Erlang from Guankou of the Kunlun Mountains,

also known as Yang Jian.

Do you know who I am?

Listen up.

For the rest of your lives

you will remember my name.

My name is...

Sun

Wu

Kong

I thought you'd never shut up.

Don't think I'm afraid of you.

I'll beat you to death with this stick.

Don't think you can get away. Don't move.

I'll go over there and kill you.

I'll go over there

and beat the living hell out of you.

You blasted monkey!

His name is Sun Wukong and he comes

from no sect that we know of.

However, his power and magic

have broken all records for 100 years

in the Academy of Destiny.

So we broke the rules in taking him down.

But we never imagined...

My Lady,

I was wrong.

I was absent at the opening ceremony,

caused trouble in the great hall

and broke academy rules.

It will not happen again.

Just punish that damned monkey.

Erlang has just got back,

and I was the one that told him to do it.

Just punish me.

I sent Tianpeng to take care of things

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