Summer of 8 Page #2

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You're such a dick, dude.

You're so lucky

you didn't tell me

to relax.

I f***in' hate it

when people tell me

to relax.

I absolutely hate it.

It's like, who do

you think you are comin' in

to Oscar's space

and f***in' with my vibe.

Who gave you that

right? I didn't.

I didn't do that.

Tell me to relax.

You f***ing relax.

Phew. Seriously, though,

what do you think

they're talking about?

You think they're

talking about us?

Yeah, sure.

Wow.

Hey, Oscar.

What's up, brother?

F***in' relax.

It's a fight, f***er.

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Here, b*tch.

Ugh!

Idiots.

Em.

Yeah?

Here you go.

Look at these guys,

they're like walking hormones.

They are only good

for one thing,

which conveniently for me,

is the only thing

that I want from them.

As you go and

suck your bottle.

I think they've got

a bit more to offer

than that.

May be some do.

May be.

Well, I can't be bothered

to sift through all your

friends, who's got the time?

Do you think

guys are gonna be

any better in college?

I hope not. I like them

just the way they are.

Uncomplicated.

Nipple placement

is critical.

Hey, guys.

You and Serena were, like,

having a pretty good time.

F***, it's horseshoes.

What do you want me to say?

Baby steps, brother.

Baby steps.

I don't know, man.

What?

Man, you and Bobby, dude,

you just don't get it.

And you do, Mr. take-your-

pick-between-two-girls-

who-can't-f***ing-stand-you?

That doesn't matter.

Yeah, it does.

No, it do...

If any of us want to bang

girls for more sexual

experience before college,

it has to be today.

I'm talking all of us.

All of us and them.

Girls are not

that different.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, they are.

No, they're not.

No, no. No they're not.

I mean, the data is

pretty much on our side.

You want some data?

Yeah.

Aiden, how much do

you love blowj*bs?

What?

What? I dunno.

You... you don't know?

I mean, it's a lot.

It's good.

F***, man. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, of course it's great!

On a scale

from one to ten,

how hot does a girl

have to be for you

to let her blow you?

Ah, dude, I don't know.

I haven't really, like, put

a lot of thought into it.

So f***in' think

about it, man!

Let's take out the sevens,

the eights, the nines

and the tens

'cause they're in, right?

So would you let

a six blow you?

Depends.

On what?

On the circumstances.

Oh!

You f***ing me, man!

No, it's important!

Okay, fine, yeah,

sixes are in, all right?

I'd let a six blow me.

How kind of you.

How about a five?

Yeah, fine, fives, whatever.

Okay, so we're actually

getting somewhere now.

Would you let

a four blow you?

Jessica dooley

is a four.

On her best day.

No, no!

You don't even...

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