Summer Camp Page #2

what's up with the well.

Madre de Dios.

I know it's tempting...

but I would wait

to have some water in it.

Where's everyone else?

I asked them to go over

the campers' files, yeah.

Hey, the animals just arrived.

You wanna go see them?

-Sure.

-Yeah?

Yeah.

-I'm really happy you're here.

-Me, too.

Last summer, we didn't have any

luck with the girl counselors.

Why is that?

Well, thanks to Will.

He was, secretly hooking up

with both at the same time.

He's a nice guy,

but he goes for

anything with a pulse.

-You'll see.

-What a dick.

I know.

So, do you live here year round?

Me? No. No way.

That would be way too depressing.

I'm around when the kids are around,

and summer vacations

and the weeks like these,

when we open during the school year.

"Depressing"?

Being away from it all for a while

sounds pretty sweet.

And this is our petting farm,

where the kids can play

with the sheep,

with the dogs, with the rabbits.

No way!

-You motocross?

-Yes.

Well, when the kids

are not here, of course.

-Do you like motocross?

-Yeah, I have a Honda CRF 250.

All right.

So, we could take a spin

one of these days, if you want.

No. One of these days.

That's gotta be our little secret.

I don't want Christy to

think that you're getting

special treatment from me, you know.

I need...

Antonio, ven.

I don't like that look.

Hey, you're here.

Hey, look at this.

All of the sweatshirts are extra-large.

Do either of you have a

global package on your phone?

Missing your boyfriend already?

I'm sorry. It's none of my business.

Yeah, there's a phone in the

dining room you could use.

-Cool.

-Guys.

Javier says one of the

dogs needs to be put down.

Says she's got rabies.

She went crazy when she got here.

-Let me take a look.

-No, Will!

I'm practically a vet.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Yeah, sure, sure. Whatever you say.

Will, what are you doin'? Come on.

Will, she attacked the male.

And she killed her puppies, Will.

Come here, big girl.

Will!

You can't just go

and kill an innocent animal.

She's probably just roughhousing.

Will, you haven't

signed your contract.

Man, you have no insurance yet.

Think about it.

Will, come on. This isn't necessary.

Good girl, good girl. Let me see.

Will, seriously.

Just get out of there, man.

That's it. Good girl, good girl.

It's okay. It's okay.

That's right. Yeah.

See?

She's docile, which means

it couldn't be rabies.

You've gotta trust me.

It it was rabies, the dog would become

increasingly more aggressive.

This little lady is calm as can be.

Aren't you, girl?

We've got animals

on my parents' farm.

I've seen rabies in dogs before.

Trust me, there's no way...

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