Suck It Up Page #3

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a band-aid for?

Well, it's just

for all these cuts. Pow!

Can I buy you a drink?

- No, thank you.

- Absolutely.

Bobby?

Gonna need a couple

of brews for these angels

on my tab.

Oh, my god, you have a tab?

-I sure do.

-That's so cool.

-You like that?

-Yeah!

You know you ought

to come back on Sundays.

We do a little

mud wrestling thing and...

You know,

if you get dirty,

you drink for free.

- Sh*t! What a deal!

-Mmm.

Sign me up.

Well, I will. What's your name?

Ronnie.

Ronnie, the wrestler.

I like that.

They call me Dale.

You wanna dance?

I'd love to dance.

And how about you, red?

No, thank you, dandruff.

Whoa... this is

protein powder, I think.

Can we just go?

Hey, we're gonna

need a couple of shots.

Tequila!

- Ready. One, two, three.

- -Okay.

Ugh...

Mmm.

I like the pink ones.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Go, red,

you've come to life.

Cheers to that.

Yeah!

No, no.

Where are you going?

Red, come back.

She'll be all right.

Come here, you.

She stood still,

he spun around,

he took a spill,

and she fell down.

She stood still,

and he spun around,

he took a spill,

and she fell down.

She stood still,

and he spun around,

he took a spill,

and she fell down.

She stood still,

and he spun around,

he took a spill,

and she fell down.

- Ronnie...

- Whoa...

We're kind of

busy in here.

--Get off, please.

No, I have a mission.

You heard.

She has a mission.

Okay, let's abort mission.

- No...

- -Seriously.

No, can't do, soldier.

I have a duty...

To my vagina.

- She has a duty, red.

What about her duty?

Red, red, the future

of all mankind depends on it.

Are you seriously

just gonna leave me like this?

Husband!

- Hey!

-Hi.

No Ronnie this morning?

She's still sleeping.

- You know Ronnie.

I don't know her

that well, actually.

I only met them last summer.

Oh, you knew Garrett?

Mm-hmm.

Right on.

Hey, what are you

doing tonight? I think, um...

I think Ronnie and i

might kill each other

if we don't spend some time

with some other people.

I was gonna barbecue

around 7:
00.

You should come.

Uh, Ronnie

can give you directions.

Cool.

Guess I'll see you

tonight then.

Did you want some candy?

Yes, yes, I did.

You're up.

Ready for vision boards?

No!

Very funny.

You ever made

a vision board before?

Hmm. Of course not.

That would actually

require thought

about the future.

Why does it say,

"Alex, bbq" on there?

Oh, I ran into her downtown.

She invited us over.

Well, maybe

we can just tell her

we're on the master cleanse

or something.

She'll understand.

What else

are we gonna do tonight?

White house.

We'll hit

the white house again.

As appealing

as that sounds,

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