Suck It Up Page #2

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To stay out of weed.

Where are the keys? I'll drive.

No.

We can bike.

There's only one bike.

We can ride it together.

Lesbian.

Oh! What's this?

"The fun schedule."

We're not just gonna sit

around the cabin all day, so...

I planned some stuff.

Snack break.

You know how you get

when your blood sugar drops.

Okay, well,

we gotta get to the market

or else it's gonna close.

Then we'll have to go tomorrow

- and we're gonna miss this.

Blacksmithy lesson.

Hey,

we should go to the pharmacy.

Why?

Uh, I don't know.

We could get some...

No, I stocked up

before we left.

No, just--

Ronnie!

Ronnie! What!

Ronnie.

Alex! Hi!

Hi.

I thought that I would see you.

I had a premonition.

Yeah?

I-- I got your message.

I'm sorry that

i didn't call you back.

Um...

Alex, this is faye.

Faye.

- Nice to meet you.

- You too.

You're tall.

Thank you.

So, you guys want anything?

Candy?

No, no, you know, we're

actually kind of on a mission,

so we should hit it.

- Okay. Candy.

Quick. Quickly.

Yes!

So, what kind of mission

are you guys on?

Ronnie wants ganja.

Where are you headed?

Uh... you know shamus

from the launderette?

Oh, he can't help you.

Oh...

I don't know.

I used to give him hand jobs.

No, I mean he's dry.

He got busted.

Oh, my god, like jail?

No, uh,

just by his mom.

Why don't you guys

come by my place tonight?

I've got a guy.

Oh... uh... no.

I don't think we can.

-Uh, tomorrow?

-Uh, yeah... maybe, maybe,

but so sorry,

we're kind of on a schedule.

So...

We'll be in touch.

Uh... take it easy, Alex.

--It's fine, it's fine.

- Nice meeting you.

- -So nice.

Thank you.

"We'll be in touch"?

I didn't know

how to deal with that, man,

she's the weirdest.

You can't even wait

until we get home?

Nah, I don't have

to wait till I get home.

Can't re-grow

your liver, Ronnie.

Hey, why don't we focus

on you for a little while?

You know what can regrow?

Your hymen.

No, it can't.

Can it?

Who was the last guy

you f***ed?

If you say Garrett,

I'm gonna poop.

Okay,

it wasn't Garrett.

How many

have there been since Garrett?

- One

-one.

What was his name?

David.

What color

were his pubes?

I think they were like...

Calico...

Okay.

I haven't slept with anyone.

Good.

That settles it.

Operation get faye laid

starts right now.

Put it on the fun schedule.

Okay, it's not like

i can't get laid.

I wanna play, too.

Operation get Ronnie laid...

Also, starts now.

Uh, it's always

operation get Ronnie laid.

Land ho!

I'm not vaccinated for this.

Well, now...

I knew there was a reason

i skipped work today.

Girls, you got a band-aid.

No, but I could use

some disinfectant.

What do you need

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