Suburbia Page #2
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- Year:
- 1996
- 121 min
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JEFF:
Hey, he's a human being you can give him that much.
TIM:
Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way
ticket back to Greaseball-land.
JEFF:
Yeah, well, that pizza could feed a family of four in Turkey or
India or wherever the f*** he comes from.
BUFF:
Oh yeah? Oh, how'd you ship it over there, man? Federal Express?
Hm? By the time it got there it'd be way cold and coagulated.
Total waste. Cheese be stuck to the cardboard.
JEFF:
Buff, that slice is the difference between life and death for
some half-dead Bangladeshi.
BUFF:
Yo, your gettin' me all upset here.
JEFF:
You should get upset. Everyone should get upset. When, when
Hitler was greasing the Jews, people were saying, "Don't get me
upset. Your bumming me out." My duty as a human being is to be
pissed off. Jesus Christ, not that it makes a difference on the
first f***ing place. Nothing ever changes, man. Fifty years from
now we're all gonna be dead and there'll be new people standing
here drinking beer, eating pizza, bitching and moaning about the
price of Oreos, and they won't even know we were ever here. And
then fifty years after that those suckers will be dust and bones
and there'll be all these generations of suckers trying to figure
out what they're doing on this f***ing planet and they'll all be
full of sh*t. It's all so f***ing futile.
TIM:
If it's all so f***ing futile, what the f*** are you so f***ing
upset about, fuckhead?
JEFF:
Because I'm alienated.
BUFF:
Hey! Hey, you like orgasms? Oh, yeah!
(yells)
Oh, Hey, hey, I'm at work yesterday, b*tch comes in, orders a
twelve-inch pie with extra cheese. So I ask her if she wanted me,
like, to carry that out to her car for her. B*tch is obviously in
heat. "Yes, right away." So I carry the pie out to her car. We
smoke a J. She blows me. We eat the pizza, I chase her with the
beer. Smoke, babe, slice, brew. All four bases, f***in' home run
man!
Jeff walks over towards the payphone, Buff follows. He dials a
number.
JEFF:
Your ability to fantasize is only exceeded by your ability to
lie.
BUFF:
Oh, untrue, Jeffster. I think, uh, two weeks ago we attended a
concert where I had f***ed two girls.
JEFF:
(into telephone)
Hey, it's me. No, that's, that's the ultimate liar of liars.
BUFF:
And your mom.
JEFF:
(into telephone)
No, I'm here. Where are you?
BUFF:
Where are you-hoo?
JEFF:
(into telephone)
No, no, no, no, I don't wanna be stuck with the guy. I want the
tickets.
BUFF:
Stuck, who? What guy? Huh?
JEFF:
Shut up! Aw...
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