Suburban Gothic Page #3
What are you still doing
in town?
Well, most of you a**holes left
and I figured if all of us left
nothing around here
Would ever change.
The real question is
what are you doing here?
- Hector, my friend...
- Who's this f***ing a**hole?
Maybe you should
selling
your construction company
and getting back behind a mower.
Yeah, you really missed
your calling, Donald,
I got to tell you.
Yeah, no, I'm trying
to distance myself
from that stereotype
at the moment.
? Cmo se llama?
What's your name?
Mi nombre es... The other
Mexican that's underpaid.
Will you get the f*** over
there with your compadres?
Dude, Where's
your sense of humor?
Get out of here. I want to talk
to your El bosso here.
You said you were
gonna be finished today.
- I did. But here's...
- My wife was counting on that.
She's on my ass in there.
I get it. Here's the thing.
I've never seen, in my 20 years
of doing this, Donald,
so many equipment malfunctions.
I mean, it's really...
it's f***ing weird.
I got to tell you.
The guys think
the property's cursed.
I'm dealing with that.
Well, now, that's
pretty goddamn superstitious
for a Mexican who doesn't
want to fall into a stereotype.
Yeah. It is, isn't it?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Anyways, look, here's what
I might be able to do.
You can help me out here.
I might be able to talk them
into working through the night.
Yeah?
If you can sweeten the pot
a little bit.
Oh, Christ.
How's &2,000 sound?
$3,000 sounds better.
$3,0ooand...
It's a deal.
One more thing.
"Suck my dick."
Terrible, right?
Mm, it's a choice.
These lesbian bikers talked me
into joining their metal band.
"Suck my dick" was our mantra.
Hmm.
Cool mantra. I'd love to catch
a show while I'm in town.
Are you guys playing
any time soon?
We're on a permanent hiatus.
Hmm. You know, I think
I might have something
that'll make you feel better
about the tattoo.
"Trust no one"?
with you anymore.
I understand.
You just dug yourself
a vagina grave.
I do that a lot.
So, you still believe
in all that paranormal stuff?
Believe in it?
I've experienced it firsthand.
Frank.
Frank.
Come on.
Well, there he is.
Your grandfather.
He was one real son of a b*tch.
Right daddy?
Hmm?
Aaahh!
- No sh*t?
- It's weird.
I used to see ghosts regularly,
and then just suddenly
it stopped.
I feel like,
as I've grown older,
I've unfortunately become less
sensitive to the spirit world.
Sounds like you have
an amazing gift.
Why don't you pursue a career
in the paranormal?
Oh, my dad
threatened to disown me
unless I went
to business school.
You know, I should
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