Stung Page #2
They medicate the American population
into f***ing zombies. All right?
I don't need to respect that.
that we're doing a job.
Yes, you're right.
F***!
- That looks terrible.
- Yeah, it is terrible.
Do you want to kiss it, make it better?
First aid's in the glove compartment.
Okay?
Next to that is a spare pair of pants.
You should put them on.
One leg at a time. All right?
And while you're at it,
move the van to the back of the house.
Guests arrive in 25 minutes.
So, chop-chop.
Hey, Paul, I noticed
that you put up all these lights.
Climbed that tree, huh?
'Cause I know that I didn't get you
I'm really happy that you're here
and you're helping me.
(MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)
(GRUNTS)
(WINCING)
(GROANS)
You look good.
Jesus. What the f*** else.
(LIGHTER CLICKING)
(CHITTERING IN DISTANCE)
(DOG BARKS)
(CHITTERING)
- (BARKING)
- Oh, my God!
Little guy, you scared the sh*t out of me.
MRS PERCH:
Percy?Oh.
Excuse me. Hi. Mrs Perch?
I'm sorry, I just couldn't help,
but admire your garden, it's beautiful.
You're the boy they've sent to tend bar?
Paul.
You remind me a bit of my late husband.
He was very fetching.
- (CAR HORN HONKS)
- MRS PERCH:
Oh.Why, I do believe I hear
some guests arriving.
Well, I'd better get back to it.
Come along, Percy. Come along.
Yes, little boy. Come on.
Here we go.
(KEYBOARD PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Hi, what can I get you?
- We'll have two reds.
You two newlyweds?
Thank you.
- Would you like some?
- No, thank you.
(CHITTERING)
JULIA:
Hello.Enjoy.
It'll ruin my scotch.
Hello.
Hi, how are you? What can I get you?
Gin, with a splash of flat water, please.
That's a first for the night.
(CLEARS THROAT)
You're enjoying the party so far?
I am. I am.
PAUL:
So, how do you know the family?Oh, we are friends of them.
My husband and I.
Oh, your husband.
Almost divorced.
That's... That's sad.
- No?
- Mmm-hmm.
Yeah.
(GASPS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(RUMBLING QUIETLY)
Reminds me of a joke.
Let's save the punch line for later. Okay?
Okay.
(CHUCKLES)
All right. I...
Okay.
(CHITTERING)
Having all fun here in cougar town, huh?
- No, but seriously, do you need anything?
- No, it's fine. I'm fine.
Everything is good, actually.
(BOTH CLEARING THROAT)
- Hey, Mr Mayor. Everything okay?
- Yes.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Yeah. Give me a double, no ice.
Who is responsible
for these little piggy thingies?
What did I tell you?
Excuse my language.
But these are the best f***ing piggy
thingies I've ever had in my life.
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