Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild Page #2

I mean, wouldn't you rather...?

Little help?

Wouldrt you rather feel

the wind in your face...

...than just sit here

punching buttons all day?

No, too many bugs.

What about all the stuff

we could learn?

How to protect yourself

against wild animals.

Or how to find your way home

if you get lost in the woods.

You can't get lost in the woods

if you never go into the woods.

Boy, you've got an answer

for everything.

- Yep.

- Look at it this way:

Scouting will teach you

how to stand on your own two feet.

- Gesundheit.

- Gesundheit.

How to take care of yourself.

How to be a man.

You know, Stuart, I'm just not into

this outdoorsy stuff like you are.

I mean, what will I get

out of the Lake Scouts?

Hi. I'm Brooke.

- Hi.

- Hello.

I'm Stuart, and this is

my brother, George.

You guys gonna join

the Lake Scouts?

I am, but I don't think

George wants to.

He's trying to get to level 38

on Cyberdon Rex.

Good luck without

the unlimited ammo code.

- Unlimited?

- X-X-Y-A-B-A-B-X.

Totally cool.

So whers that

Lake Scout signup? Tomorrow?

- Is that a cat?

- Nothing gets by this one.

You better be careful with him.

- Why's that?

- The Beast.

- The Beast?

- Yeah, the Beast.

They say it can hear you

from the other side of the forest.

And when it drinks from the lake,

the water drops a foot.

They say it can smell

a drop of blood five miles away.

So you better keep

your animals inside...

...because I hear

its favorite food is cats.

See you around, Stuart. George.

Boy, she's a piece of work.

She sure is.

Does she really expect us to believe

some crazy story about a beast?

I'll tell you one thing,

if there is a beast...

...it wouldn't stand a chance

if I ran into it.

- I'd kick him. I'd tie it in a...

- Let me know how that works out.

- Snowbell, where are you going?

- To hide.

Before that Beast gets a whiff

of USDA Prime Snowbell.

Things werert bad enough.

Now I have to worry

about being eaten?

Is there someone there?

The Beast!

All right. Take me, you monster.

- Monty?

- You should've seen your face, pal.

- It was priceless.

- Glad to be a source of amusement.

- What are you doing here?

- I stowed away in the trunk.

So this is the fancy resort?

Resort? Right.

Well, it looked much better

in the brochure.

- I can't believe you lied to me.

- I didn't lie.

I merely distorted the truth to fit

the paradoxical reality of the situation.

At least you werert lying.

Well, I'm glad you came,

but now you have to leave.

Leave? All the way

back to New York?

- How am I supposed to get there?

- There's a new thing called "walking."

Oh, man. I don't even know

why we're friends.

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