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Budweiser.

I'll have

a Bud Light then.

No, I said Bud,

fully loaded.

That'll be fine.

I think I'd like

another, Blackie.

With a Jack back.

Yeah, well,

why don't we hold off

there, Coach, huh?

You've had enough.

What are you doing?

F*** you doing?

I'm gonna do like that,

you're gonna

get me in

license trouble again.

I'm not gonna do sh*t!

Give me the f***ing drink!

God damn it!

What are you doing?

You think I'm

some kind of child?

(COACH SCREAMS)

God damn it, Tom!

F*** off!

Excuse me one second.

COACH:
F*** you!

What's wrong with you?

Now, goddamn you,

look what happened!

CHARLIE:
Coach, Coach,

let's go over to practice,

give those kids some sh*t.

Go home, Coach.

How 'bout that, Coach?

Sorry about that, Blackie.

I'll pay for the glass.

Yeah.

And I'll pay for our

new neighbor's drink.

No, you don't

have to...

No, I'll pay

for your drink, sir.

But, Blackie,

I want another beer.

And a Jack f***in' back!

BLACKIE:
I don't think so.

How about f***in' now?

Get the hell out of here!

You want me to get out?

Will you walk away?

Want to walk away?

Come on, p*ssy!

Come on, hero.

Go on, have it.

Make yourself a drink.

Come on,

you f***in' p*ssy!

Draw you a beer

and choke on it,

for all I care.

Attaboy, Coach!

Huh?

Nice.

Goddamn!

Thank you for the invite.

MAN:
Pour me one, Coach.

Attaboy, Coach.

Thank you.

Hey!

Coach, that's enough.

Pay for your drink

and go on home.

All right, Sheriff.

Sounds good.

Coach.

All right.

Not drunk.

Not drunk.

Oh.

My drink

and his.

Yeah!

I'll see you later, boys.

MAN:
Bye.

You all right, Blackie?

MAN 2:
See you, Coach.

(SIGHS)

Almost got knifed.

Is that what you

meant by one of "the

problems of the world"?

It's Coach Heddon.

Not the prettiest picture.

You know, it's fine.

We'll just chalk it up

to one of Blackwater's

charming eccentricities.

What a way with words.

You should try

writing for a living.

Hey, hey! Guy!

What are you doing? Get...

Hold on, hold on, babe.

It's okay.

It's all right.

DAVID:
What is this?

Hello, Jeremy.

Hello, Amy.

How are you?

I'm driving.

I see that.

You're doing

a very good job.

Mind if I drive

for a while?

What do you say?

Jeremy, come on, buddy.

Let's go home.

To get lunch?

Yeah, yeah.

We're gonna go

get some lunch.

Sorry.

That's...

Welcome back, Amy.

Thank you.

You look terrific.

Thanks, Daniel.

And, we loved

your TV show.

Come on.

Thank you.

You know what?

I'm gonna drive.

# My love goes

a- tumbling down

# My love goes

a- tumbling down

# You leave me #

DAVID:
Hey, so that guy...

What guy?

You know,

the Amy Cakes guy.

Charlie, our new contractor.

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