Strano vizio della Signora Wardh, Lo (The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh) Page #2

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1971
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Excuse me, madam. There's

a gentleman waiting for you

I put him in the living room.

I don't want to see anyone.

He asked for your husband.

I told him he was out

but he wanted to wait to speak to you.

Come on! Who are you scared of?

If it's Jean we'll throw him out.

Come on, it'll be fun for me

Hello.

Look who it is, the handsome cousin.

My husband's not at home.

I'm sorry, Julie. But

Carroll told me your husband

is an expert in financial matters.

I'd like to get his advice.

Yes, I see.

But I'm sorry,

my husband's not here.

I'm glad instead, because...

to be honest it was just

an excuse to see you again.

One definitely can't deny

your sincerity.

We interrupted our celebratory

drink the other night,

and I didn't want

to miss the chance

to get to know you

as well as I can.

Listen, my handsome cousin.

If you intend to woo her

take my advice:

Given the time

I recommend continuing

over a steak.

Mr...

Call me George.

Don't worry

you'll get a chance

to speak to my husband

alright?

Yes

but it's you who

should be worrying.

I like bothering women

even when their

husbands are around.

Shall we go, Julie?

In any case

thanks for the lunch invitation,

beautiful cousin.

For goodness sake, I'd never

invite anyone to Birri's.

They serve mustard

which swells your tongue.

Why did you treat him like that?

Because I wanted to!

People who are too sure of

themselves get on my nerves.

If I were you, I'd do it

cousin or not.

Lets go and eat.

I am truly sorry, Miss Baxter.

I had three tables left

but a gentleman

has just booked them.

So we'll have to starve.

Why?

The mustard's excellent here

doesn't burn the

tongue at all. Want some?

What a shame it's full.

But it isn't, I've

booked three tables.

We can choose:
Here,

here, or down there.

- Did I do wrong?

- If it's that important to you.

Yes, it is.

I was worried I'd have

to give up my mustard.

Well, cancel the

other two tables.

- Here alright?

- No, the other one's better.

The usual for me.

What Carroll's

having is fine for me.

So, that's three of

what Carroll's having.

Here we are!

This way, you might

think of me when

eating an apple.

The forbidden fruit.

- For you I' II do...

...Nothing at all!

You've got it all wrong, dear.

It's always been Eve who

should offer the apple.

Excuse me, Miss Baxter.

You're wanted on the telephone.

I'll be right back.

Maybe Carroll's right.

What's this? Does it

mean you want to eat me?

No,

it means I've already eaten you.

You'll discover

I'm hard to digest.

I'm sorry, but

I've got to rush off.

In any case you're

happier alone with your apples.

Oh, Carroll!

I'll phone you. Bye!

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