Strange Brew Page #4

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Doug

Yeah, sure looks spooky up there. I don't the looks of this at all.

Bob

Where should we go? The loony bin or the brewery?

Doug

I'm taking YOU to the loony bin and I'm going to the brewery.

Bob

Take off, eh? Take me to the brewery.

Doug

Ok, but then I'm taking you to the loony bin!

[cut to car stuck in electric fence]

Doug

Oh geez, look at that!

Pam

Help!

Bob

Geez, what should be do, eh?

Pam

Get me out of here!

Doug

Hold it! Your tires are insulators--don't get out of the car or you'll

ground and get electrocuted.

Bob

He hooked up our stereo, eh?

Pam

I can't get out, the doors are stuck!

Doug

You know what we've got to do, eh? Ram her from behind! Come on!

Bob

Who's driving?

Doug

You are...in case she sues for whiplash I don't know you...I'm just a

hitch-hiker, eh?

Bob [to Pam]

You won't sue for whiplash, will you?

Pam

Hurry!

[They climb into the van and ram the car, knocking it free]

Pam

Hey! Thanks a lot!

Bob

Ok, eh! Did you see her looking at me?

Doug

Yeah, because she thought you were some kind of freak, now come on!

Bob

Take off, she likes me, eh?

[cut to villains in their computer room -- Bob and Doug on

surveillance equipment]

Claude

What happened?

Ted

There was a power surge at the main gate. We lost picture, but we

have it back now.

Claude

Is she here?

Ted

Yes. But she's not alone, she's got two guys with her.

Claude

Lawyers! I knew this would happen! Don't let them in.

Ted

[monitors crackle with static] They're already in. Dang distortion,

that's twice.

Claude

Where is he?

Ted

Oh, he's back in the 'thing.'

[Claude knocks on hidden door -- it opens and Brewmeister Smith

emerges--from a bathroom]

Smith

Yes?

Claude

She's here.

Smith

What are YOU doing here?

Claude

Uh, Ted said she had lawyers with her...I thought we should discuss it.

Ted

I did NOT say they were lawyers, YOU said they were lawyers.

[Smith looks at monitor, which shows Bob and Doug kicking car tires in

the parking lot]

Smith

They don't look like lawyers to me! [to Claude] Do you have the check?

Claude

Yes, it's right here [pats shirt pocket].

[Smith grabs Claude's tie and lifts him up]

Smith

Did her mother sign it?

Claude

Yes, she did.

Smith

And you know what to do.

Claude

Yes, yes I know.

[cut to Bob and Doug outside of the brewery]

Bob

It's real big, eh?

Doug

Yeah, don't get scared. Just think of all the free beers we're going

to get.

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[SCENE SEVEN - Inside brewery]

Secretary

Good morning, how may I help you?

Doug [pointing to picture on wall]

We have an appointment with that guy there, eh?

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