Strange Brew Page #2

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Bob

Ok, we not going to be able to fix the film, eh, so here's what

happened in the film. After I chased the van, eh...

Doug

Don't tell them the film, eh, you're supposed to show it.

Bob

But we can't show it because it's wrecked, eh?

Doug

Just show it like this, eh? [hold up film] Zoom in on this, eh?

[camera zooms in]

Bob

Geez, that's a good idea, eh?

Patron

That's it, we're leaving, kids. Come on!

Bob [in theater]

How come everyone's going, eh?

Doug

I don't know. It get's better.

Patron 3

What a waste of money! Where's the manager? Get me the manager!

Old lady

I hope you're proud of yourselves...

Doug

Take off, eh?

Bob

Geez, how come everyone's so ticked, eh?

Doug

I don't know, but we might as well really wreck this movie now.

Bob

Did you bring the moths?

Doug

Yeah. Here we go, eh? [releases the moths]

[patrons stampede out of theater, sirens sound outside]

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[SCENE THREE - Outside theater]

Patron [to teller]

Well then how about a couple of passes to a REAL movie? Can you

believe this?

[Bob and Doug emerge from hiding]

Bob

Let's get out of here, eh?

Doug

No, not that way, well get killed.

[They run out side door and run into man with crying children]

Man

They've been saving their allowance for weeks to see this movie. What

am I supposed to tell them? Just what the heck am I supposed to tell

them!?

Bob

We're real sorry. Here's some money back, it's only fifteen bucks,

here take it.

Doug

Take off, that's dad's beer money!

Man [off camera]

Hey look! They're giving refunds in the alley! Get them!

[Bob and Doug run off]

Doug

Watch out, cops, eh?

Bob

What?

Doug

Cops!

[Cop runs into Bob, accidently kneeing him in groin]

Bob

Ooo! Good thing I'm still wearing that jock, eh?

Doug

Wait up, eh?

Bob

You hurry, you hoser!

Patron

That's them! Get them!

[Bob and Doug climb into their van]

Doug

Who's driving?

Bob

You drive, there's a lot of cops around.

Doug

Ok, thanks, eh?

[Bob grabs ticket off windshield]

Bob

It's a twenty! Beauty, eh?

[Doug starts the van and takes off]

Bob

Hey, what are you going this way for?

Cop

Ok, hold it right there. Road block! Go that way!

Bob

Hey officer, I told him to go the other way!

Doug

Sorry.

Bob

My brother's drunk!

Doug

I am not, eh?

Cop

All right, move it, let's go!

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[SCENE FOUR - The McKenzie house]

[Bob and Doug pull into the driveway]

[Parents on couch watching Tom and Jerry]

Doug

[pushes Bob out of the way] First come first served, eh?

[They raid the donut box and beers -- one for Hosehead]

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