Stormland Page #2

Synopsis: The tragicomic story of lone rebel Boddi Steingrimsson who lives in a small town in Northern Iceland. Boddi hates materialistic modern society in its entirety and on his blog-page he ...
 
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2011
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Grettir and Nietzsche.

Well, he has to call

me soon.

The nation needs this book.

Yes, just tell him that.

Yes. Thank you.

Goodbye.

Your choices are limited

by the society you're stuck in.

Principal Albert on the other hand

was merely stuck in his own fat.

He was so obese that he

couldn't exit his own office.

He had a fat wife. They lived in a

fat house in the town of Meathook.

The trees in their garden were

skinny.

Mrs Albert wanted fat trees too so

she watered them with Coke all day.

Hi.

- Hi.

Biba, I'll have a beer.

Is that the band?

- Yes.

How do you like it?

Are they playing here

every night?

They're the greatest.

Sokkat.

You don't understand.

It's their humor.

They've got great humor.

- That's a good point.

Nothing wrong with some

humor on the dancefloor.

Exactly.

I'm thinking of having

a gay ball when it gets darker.

I don't want anyone seeing

them doing each other.

Are you f***ing with me?

You're thinking of doing

Lra Maria?

No. Sex is Hitler.

Starts with an invasion and

ends in a dark bunker.

Yes, bunker.

Her mom is quite fine.

I've always wanted to do her.

But there's no way.

Lra Maria watches her

like a Doberman

and gives her Prozac with cream.

I can get you a job

in the youth program.

I've got a job.

I'm a poet.

Yes, but that doesn't

pay the bills.

Not now anyway.

I'll fix it, no worries.

Bddi, get out of there!

That's my private bathroom.

Relax Keli.

Bddi! Get your ass downstairs!

I don't want to go with you.

Quit your whining.

Here's our ride.

- Cool.

Have you got a light?

Come on.

Are you kidding?

Have you got everything?

Down with your trousers.

- What?

Get undressed.

- What?

Down with your trousers.

- No.

Are you a coward?

Come on, cowboy.

That's a helicopter.

- What?

Behind us.

- A helicopter?

Isn't it Tony Group

or something?

It's all right.

I've f***ed him.

Bend over like you're

looking for something.

Looking for something?

- Yes.

F*** you.

That was great.

Why are you so pissed off?

Well, now you're pregnant.

That would be great.

I've always dreamt

of being a single mother.

You're kidding.

- No.

Give you a ride home?

- No, I'll just walk.

Thanks for the f***.

See you.

Thanks for the show.

Welcome to the

Dagga Friendship Society.

You'll be invited to

our yearly feast.

It will be held in

the Riding Hall.

At least I don't have

to pay for a f***.

You broke my

girl's leg, you bastard.

I thought you had

all gone bankrupt.

No, we're not all losers.

We don't all live

with our mothers.

The country is being

sold for peanuts.

Know what I'm thinking of doing?

- What?

Opening a Disneyland

in Thingvellir.

And you know what?

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Hallgrímur Helgason

Hallgrímur Helgason (born February 18, 1959 in Reykjavík) is an Icelandic painter, novelist, translator, and columnist. more…

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