Stop the Wedding Page #2

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it's only three.

Sometimes, in life,

you have to kiss a few frogs.

But that's all

behind me now,

ever since I met this woman

I'm so crazy about.

When did this happen?

Well, we've been

seeing each other

since you left,

and I didn't mention it

because I wanted to make sure

it was real first.

Nothing has

ever been more real.

I said that line

in a soap opera once.

Of course you did.

Uh, um, oh, uh, darling,

there's just

one more thing...

The wedding is going to be

in two weeks.

What? W-why?

Why is the wedding in two weeks?

That's very soon.

Well, I'm shooting a movie.

As soon as I finish,

i can't wait to start

my new life

with your wonderful aunt.

Or is it "ah-nt".

Ah, tomato, tom-ah-to.

This is our first fight,

by the way.

We'll get through it,

i know we will.

Um... honey.

I-I really hope

you can get away.

I want you to be

my maid of honor.

Oh, trust me, I will be there,

and I will see you very soon.

Bye!

Wow.

Keep a close eye

on her blood pressure

and notify me of any changes

in either direction.

Jake called.

Well, that's never a good sign,

hearing from my dad's

assistant, is it?

Nope.

Do you want me

to get him on the line?

Mm-hmm.

Nice to

see you again.

What?

In two weeks,

they say, "I do."

He never learns.

Especially after the last wife

did a number on him

and his bank account.

Well, you want him

to be happy, don't you?

Yeah, of course, Jake,

I'm not a monster,

but why does he have to

marry them

every single time?

A hopeless romantic?

Yeah, well, thanks

for letting me know.

Again?

Yeah, apparently,

he rented the house next door

to the luckiest gold-digger

in Seattle

while shooting

his movie there.

You're going to Seattle,

aren't you?

What about

the conference?

It was an honor

just to be asked, right?

A huge honor.

I'm sure there's someone else

who can do the keynote

on breakthroughs

in lumbar spinal fusion, right?

I should've known

it was too good to be true.

Don't cancel just yet.

Deal with your dad,

and then get a flight

to Miami from there.

You can still make

some of

the conference.

And the best

part of the trip,

a few relaxing days

on the beach.

He always does this

at the worst possible times.

What do you want me to do?

Book me a flight to Seattle.

A.S.A.P.

Thank you.

And I will be accessible

at any time,

so make sure every client

has my cell phone number,

especially Gloria.

And did you reschedule

the foster arbitration?

Done.

And did aunt Suzie call?

Is she picking me up?

She's meeting you

at the curb.

How long

will you be gone?

Hopefully,

a few days, tops.

This is not a good time

for me to be away,

but I will get this nonsense

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