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the good work, Jason. I will. You're gonna make your parents

very proud. Thank you, Rabbi Jacobsen. See you in a couple days. Yes.

Bye-bye, now. How you doing today? I'm great. Thanks. Good. What's that thing

that you have

on the top of your head? Oh, it's, uh, called

a yarmulke. It doesn't really

block the sun, does it? No. Uh, but it does block

bald spots. Whoa.

It can cover bald spots. My old Uncle Jim

could have used that. [ Chuckling ] Uh-huh. So, you, uh...casing the joint

for a heist? What? [ Chuckles ] What can I do you for? Jewish people go here,

right? Uh-huh. I'm trying to see if I can help Jewish people

get to Heaven. Ah, one noble endeavour. A quest. A noble quest. How may I be

of assistance? I just wanted to check out

the temple, but there's no bike rack. Tell you what -- why don't you

let me help you find a place for the bike,

and I'll show you around? Well, thanks. And that way, when you

and the rest of the gang

get together, you'll know

where the safe is. What gang and what safe? You know, for the heist. Pete: No cross? Rabbi:

Uh, no. No cross. I find the cross

fun to look at. Sometimes I think about

climbing up the wall and unscrewing the screws,

and letting him go. Mass goes faster that way. Uh-huh. You should really think

about putting one in here. I will give that

some thought. So, what are you thinking? I'm thinking that this is

where my quest starts. Okay. Well, if I can be of any

assistance, don't hesitate. My office is right through

those doors there. I'd show you around

a little bit more, but I gotta get back

to my family. I have a -- You have a family? Yeah. Well, then what do they

call you? Well, my son calls me Dad, and my congregation

calls me Rabbi... Rabbi Jacobsen. Pete. Pete O'Malley. Nice to meet you,

Rabbi Jacobsen. Nice to meet you,

Pete O'Malley. [ Indistinct conversations ] Oh, look at

all these little... Stop making up

these storeys. You're just lying

through your teeth. Don't listen to him. I was like, "Hi, Julie,"

and she was like, "Hi, Eddie." She did not say that. Oh, she said,

"Hi, Eddie..." Hey. Hey, get your elbows

off the table. Eddie, what's --

what's with your hair? All my friends loved it.

You, my friend, are going to

the barber college this week. Can I have your attention,

please? I got something to say! Well, I guess so. This better be good,

Katie. So, today,

I pedalled my bike all the way down

to the O'Connor's house. Then, I pedalled back,

and it was sunny. And it was sunny.

[ Laughs ] Speech therapy for

this one -- maybe. Margaret: Honey... [ Sarcastically ]

That's great.

Make fun of her. Does anybody know

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