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That was nice.

Oh, really? Uh, oh.

Well, sorry I couldn't make it.

I couldn't, uh, be invited.

Uh, listen, Hank,

would you mind

pushing top shelf tonight?

And, uh, go easy on the elbow.

I got a bunch of half-naked chicks next door.

They are hawking hot wings

and camel toes.

Hey, come here, little lady.

Where you going?

- Give me a twirl.

- Yeah.

Very nice.

Seriously, if I were still in my bi phase,

I would eat your ass like a sandwich.

What?

Gotcha.

I'm still in that bi phase.

Raddimus,

have you met Allison yet?

Oh, how can I forget that?

No, I don't think we've met.

I'm Raddimus. Hi.

So it's her first day, and I got to jet.

Could you show her

around the kitchen for me?

Oh, love to.

- Thank you.

- Love to. Yeah.

Show 'em what you got.

- Okay.

- Okay, baby.

Okay. The grill's over there,

the freezer's over there,

and the pick-up area is right there.

Great. Cool.

Got that. Anything else I should know?

No, not really.

Oh, yeah.

There is one thing.

Did Hailey tell you about

this little game we play around here?

No.

Oh. Okay.

Let's play.

I don't know.

We'll do a little stretching first.

Jesus.

Come on, baby.

Call me crazy, I might be.

One time I f***ed a tiger

with my right knee.

Suck a cow's tits.

Suck a cow's tits.

You can't suck her dick

'cause a cow is a chick.

What's up, Nick?

What's up, T-doggie doggie dawg?

My name is Theo.

Quit acting like that.

Come on, nigga.

You always be my T-dawg, right?

You know, white kids acting black,

that's so pass.

Sh*t was pass when we did it.

Let it go.

B*tch.

The next position is called the clitar.

You take your panties...

Now, are you left-handed

or right-handed?

Right. Right-handed.

Right on.

So then you go... all right, baby?

Then you just start jamming

like Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Raddimus!

Nobody's going to play

your stupid vagina game.

All right? Give it up.

Hey, Dan, uh,

corporate didn't mention you were com...

Uh, come on in, man.

I was just, uh, going over

some figures here.

Perfect. That's what I

came to talk to you about.

Seems we haven't gotten

your numbers in a few weeks.

Everything on track?

My numbers? They're good.

They're excellent.

Hoo, that is a relief

because you know corporate.

- They're all about the numbers.

- Yeah, man.

Especially with that district manager job

up for grabs.

Well, it's a good thing

my numbers are so good, then.

Yeah, let's just have a look.

No, they're not finalized yet.

I don't want to steal

my own thunder, man.

Let's just have a little

peek at the thunder, huh?

It's no...

I'm going to make my numbers

this weekend, Dan.

Come on, man. I've got 9 Gs to go.

Yeah. That's great.

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