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-Right...

Well, since I can hear your

voice Mr. Morehead, but I can't

see you, I have to assume you're

wearing your invisible glasses

and therefore request you

remove them so we can discuss

the treatment options

for your cancer.

-Wow.

There you are!

Great!

-It's okay to be scared.

-But I'm not.

I have my Honey Bunny here.

You're here...

-Jack.

-I told you.

Call me Papa Bear.

-Jack, I'm serious.

-I don't have many left and

you know how I hate to waste.

-I love daddy.

He's not baddy.

-I love you, princess.

Promise you'll stay

with me, til the end.

-Then you have to do everything

possible to beat this.

Guess I'll switch

to ultra lights.

-No.

It means you have to quit.

For good this time.

For all the nicotine starved

children in Africa, right?

-Twenty-four fifty.

-What?!

Twenty-four dollars and

fifty cents for parking?

-That's what I said, sir.

-Oh, why you gotta do

a brother like that?

I was just getting my lung

cancer test results, which were

positive, I have cancer, and

they didn't validate my ticket.

Can't you help me out?

-There is no validation.

So...

-No, dig this.

Dig this, superfly.

I got a year to

three years to live.

So just help me out-

-Dad, please.

Just pay so we can go home.

-You want to give me

twenty-five bucks for parking?

- Hell no.

- Well then zip it!

Seriously, what

can you do for me?

-If you buy something

at the gift shop,

they validate in there.

-Really?

-Sorry.

Sorry.

Thank you for your patience.

Relax, buddy.

Relax.

Sorry, I have cancer, so...

Here you go.

Thank you, my brother.

Ah, Jimminy Crickets!

I forgot to ask the Punjabi

doctor where we could eat.

-Oh Jimminy crickets!

Let's go.

- Not those!

-Athena we don't have all day.

-I told you.

We're only eating only

organic from here on out.

Okay?

-I forgot how much you

like to spend my dough.

Oh, a banana.

It tastes like a banana.

Come on.

-Let's go, Athena.

-What are we

having, Honey Bunny?

-Salad.

And my name is Athena

for the third time.

And my name is Honey

Bunny for the third time!

-And what are we having

for the main course.

-This is the main course.

-I guess

what I mean then is what are

we having for our entre?

-What- this is an entre salad.

There's chicken, grilled

zucchini, onions, peppers-

- Yeah?

- Look, we got

everything in here.

We got radishes-

- What are we having

for dessert?

You know what?

I got to take this call.

-You want some real food?

Yeah?

- Daddy?

- Yeah?

Do you know where

my orange marker is?

-How would I know that?

Why would I have any idea

where your orange marker is?

-I don't know.

-Well then why are you

asking me?

-I don't know.

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