Sticks and Stones Page #2

Hmm?

Thats better.

Have fun, sweetie.

- Hey.

- (Man):
Have a good one!

Good luck!

- Hey, did you bring em?

- Yeah.

- Well, lets see!

- Not here.

- Come on, come on!

- OK.

- Whoa!

- You guys still

play with those?

Thats for little kids!

- We can play on the bus.

- Well, its just

that I heard

that one of the 9/11 hijackers

came from Montreal.

- Well, if he did,

hes dead now.

- You know what

I mean, Coach.

- Look, I dont know

what do say, Diane.

If you want to take Dennis

out and not come,

thats completely understandable

if thats how you feel.

Look, I felt a whole

lot better about it

after I talked to Peter.

- Really?

- Yeah, hes up on all that

Homeland Security stuff.

Talk to Pete.

Here we go. Are we ready here?

- Yeah, all right.

Hey, if Chris gets

called up, you know...

- I dont want you worrying.

Dads got the cell phone. Ill

let you know if I hear anything.

Dont worry. Nothings going to

happen while youre gone, OK?

OK?

- Yeah.

- Play good hockey.

- Yeah! Go Boxers!

- Thats right. Were going

to have a great time.

Dont worry about

a thing, all right?

- Go Boxers!

- Everybody on!

- Bye!

Hip hop

- No way! Yellow gamma power

blocks your phasers.

- No, it doesnt.

Only red does.

- What? Hey, Mike.

- Yeah? What?

- Hey, guys. Turn it

off and listen up.

Petes got something

he wants to say to you.

- OK, I got some good

news and some bad news.

Bad news is the movie theater

we were going to tonight

is closed for renovations.

- (All):
Aw...

- Yeah, yeah.

But I was able to score tickets

to see the Habs

and Isles tonight.

- (All):
Yeah!

- So, me and Al are

going to the game,

while you guys stay at

the hotel and watch TV!

(Booing)

Wait, it turns out theres more

than 2 in here after all.

- Is that right?

- Yeah.

It seems theres enough tickets

for everybody on the bus!

(Cheering)

Hip hop

- Bush was going in no

matter what the Iraqis did.

What a mess.

- You dont mind

Saddam Hussein

having Weapons of

Mass Destruction?

- Seems theres always a reason

for America to bomb somebody.

What you looking for?

- My Game Boy.

- Top pocket in your day pack

inside your tuque.

- Yo, what are you doing?

Yo, give it guys! Come on!

(Boys yelling)

- Think we should settle

those boys down?

- With what? A fire hose?

Hip hop

- All right, all right.

Settle down, guys!

Theyre gonna turn us back at

the border for being too noisy.

(Laughing)

This is a polite country,

remember?

Mind your manners now.

(Boys yelling)

- Ow! What was that?

- What is it?

- A Skittle.

Hey!

You know what this

means, dont you?

- (Boys):
What?

- Total war and destruction!

(All yelling)

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