Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life Page #2

Synopsis: Comedians and writers Steve Martin and Martin Short perform a live comedy set with music by The Steep Canyon Rangers and jazz pianist, Jeff Babko, at the Peace Center in Greenville, South Carolina.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Marcus Raboy
Production: Netflix
 
IMDB:
7.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
TV-14
Year:
2018
74 min
Website
359 Views


- Tonight.

- OK!

And by the way, I loved you on

Fallon the other night. Oh, my God!

- Your comedy was so effortless.

- Thank you.

And I kept thinking, I wonder how it'd be

if you'd put a little effort into it.

- Did you see me on Ellen?

- No, I missed that.

Of course. What am I thinking?

That's on at 3 p.m.

And that's when you're having dinner.

By the way,

Martin Short is also the name I use

when I check into a hotel

and want to be anonymous.

Thirty-five years later

and you're still the jerk.

And that's how we do it in Hollywood.

Steve and I feel that you, the audience,

might like to get to know us better.

Yes. And the reason we think that

- is because we're egomaniacs.

- Correct.

So we'd like to share with you

some of the hidden gems

- from our family photo collections.

- Yes.

These are rarely, if ever, seen

private photos.

- Absolutely.

- Let's look at the first one.

This is Marty when he was just

two years old. Adorable.

That's cute, isn't it?

My dark period. Look at that.

And here's a shot of me on Christmas

morning when I was six years old.

Let me ask you something, Steve.

When the guy sold you

that Christmas tree...

how hard was he laughing?

This was taken when I was just

a young boy in Texas.

And it's a photo of my first marriage.

- Next!

- Let's go to the next one.

- Ooh!

- Aww...

Here's a photo of me

when I was 13 years of age

on the beach with my parents.

That's really you?

Because at first I thought it was

Winnie the Pooh.

You know what's amazing about this photo?

How well my parents

are hiding their disappointment.

Oh, and then now that's me at 15.

My first trip to New York City.

That's my mom and two brothers.

We went from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

to New York City.

The first trip to New York.

And we were at

the Latin Quarter nightclub.

Now that, that's impressive.

Your family drove you down

from Canada to New York City

to see a nightclub show.

That's pretty sophisticated.

- Do you remember the name of the show?

- Sure.

It was the late Bea Arthur's

one-woman show entitled

You Got It In There, Now Get It Out.

Well, I guess we'll work that out later.

Now, let's see the next one.

Oh, yes. This was me

right before I was sent away to camp

to pray the gay away.

There you go.

Marty, I love this picture of you

as a teenager.

Yes.

It was taken right before I created

Apple in my garage.

To me, it looks like someone

who sells macrame on Etsy.

Here I am working at Disneyland's

magic shop when I was 15 years old.

And look, that's me

hanging up there behind you. Look at that.

Can we take a closer look at that?

- Oh, yeah.

- There we go.

Somehow that's one of the less creepy

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Steve Martin

Stephen Glenn Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer, playwright, author, and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1960s as a writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, and later as a frequent guest on The Tonight Show. In the 1970s, Martin performed his offbeat, absurdist comedy routines before packed houses on national tours. Since the 1980s, having branched away from comedy, Martin has become a successful actor, as well as an author, playwright, pianist, and banjo player, eventually earning him an Emmy, Grammy, and American Comedy awards, among other honors. In 2004, Comedy Central ranked Martin at sixth place in a list of the 100 greatest stand-up comics. He was awarded an Honorary Academy Award at the Academy's 5th Annual Governors Awards in 2013.While he has played banjo since an early age, and included music in his comedy routines from the beginning of his professional career, he has increasingly dedicated his career to music since the 2000s, acting less and spending much of his professional life playing banjo, recording, and touring with various bluegrass acts, including Earl Scruggs, with whom he won a Grammy for Best Country Instrumental Performance in 2002. He released his first solo music album, The Crow: New Songs for the 5-String Banjo, in 2009, for which he won the Grammy Award for Best Bluegrass Album. more…

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