Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life Page #2
- Tonight.
- OK!
And by the way, I loved you on
Fallon the other night. Oh, my God!
- Your comedy was so effortless.
- Thank you.
And I kept thinking, I wonder how it'd be
if you'd put a little effort into it.
- Did you see me on Ellen?
- No, I missed that.
Of course. What am I thinking?
That's on at 3 p.m.
And that's when you're having dinner.
By the way,
Martin Short is also the name I use
when I check into a hotel
and want to be anonymous.
Thirty-five years later
and you're still the jerk.
And that's how we do it in Hollywood.
Steve and I feel that you, the audience,
might like to get to know us better.
Yes. And the reason we think that
- is because we're egomaniacs.
- Correct.
So we'd like to share with you
some of the hidden gems
- from our family photo collections.
- Yes.
These are rarely, if ever, seen
private photos.
- Absolutely.
- Let's look at the first one.
This is Marty when he was just
two years old. Adorable.
That's cute, isn't it?
My dark period. Look at that.
And here's a shot of me on Christmas
morning when I was six years old.
Let me ask you something, Steve.
When the guy sold you
that Christmas tree...
how hard was he laughing?
This was taken when I was just
a young boy in Texas.
And it's a photo of my first marriage.
- Next!
- Let's go to the next one.
- Ooh!
- Aww...
Here's a photo of me
when I was 13 years of age
on the beach with my parents.
That's really you?
Because at first I thought it was
Winnie the Pooh.
You know what's amazing about this photo?
How well my parents
are hiding their disappointment.
Oh, and then now that's me at 15.
My first trip to New York City.
That's my mom and two brothers.
We went from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
to New York City.
The first trip to New York.
And we were at
Now that, that's impressive.
from Canada to New York City
to see a nightclub show.
That's pretty sophisticated.
- Do you remember the name of the show?
- Sure.
It was the late Bea Arthur's
one-woman show entitled
You Got It In There, Now Get It Out.
Well, I guess we'll work that out later.
Now, let's see the next one.
Oh, yes. This was me
right before I was sent away to camp
to pray the gay away.
There you go.
Marty, I love this picture of you
as a teenager.
Yes.
It was taken right before I created
Apple in my garage.
To me, it looks like someone
Here I am working at Disneyland's
magic shop when I was 15 years old.
And look, that's me
hanging up there behind you. Look at that.
Can we take a closer look at that?
- Oh, yeah.
- There we go.
Somehow that's one of the less creepy
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