Step Dogs Page #3

Pretty sure it's count.

I'm pretty sure it's catch.

And in Hollywood, you

have to stick it to them

before they stick it to you.

It's the rule of the jungle.

And now for my ultimate act of revenge,

I'm going to steal her

precious North Star diamond

and sell it to the buyer I set up.

And live like a king off the profits.

Boy you cats sure can run fast.

I mean, I had no idea a cat

could run that fast.

I'm not a cat.

You're not a cat?

What are you?

Like, a gopher then?

No.

Possum?

No, I'm a dog!

A dog?

You ain't no dog.

Why, you ain't no bigger

than a freckle on a flea.

I'm a dog you bumpkin.

Ugh, it stinks out here.

Oh yeah, sorry.

It was AllYouCanEat chili

at Big Al's last night

and well I'm sure you can understand.

No, not that you big buffoon.

It's something else.

Hey!

I think you're getting

your country nose on!

My what?

Oh yeah, you see city

dogs have a city nose,

and country dogs got

themselves a country nose.

My range of smell is uh

much greater than yours

so you're probably just

smelling a skunk or something.

A skunk?

I don't think I've ever seen one.

Do they get pretty big?

Well now they're about your size.

But they smell a whole lot bigger,

I'll tell you that for free.

Okay, well that sounds really bad.

Oh yeah it's bad.

Makes Big Al's chili look

like a walk in the park.

I can't even begin to tell ya...

I am so out of here.

Cassie?

Okay.

Yeah?

We wait until it gets dark,

we go back to the house,

we see where we can get in.

We do some reconnaissance.

Okay, uh wait.

Uh reconnas... what?

Reconnaissance.

It's an army term.

I learned it in the cadets

but I had to quit

because camping gave me diarrhea.

Right right, okay.

I have the same problem with hot dogs.

Really?

I'm not joining the army though.

You don't have to.

Let's go.

O.

M.

G.

There's no wifi?

How am I supposed to get on

the internet?

My life is over.

No, you just have to...

What?

Communicate with the outside

world with smoke signals?

No, you just have to...

What?

Do I need a shorthand radio

or morse code?

Or maybe I'll just send

faxes all day long.

We have wifi.

You just have to enter

the network password.

Oh, sorry.

What is it?

It's Meatball101.

Hey, why's your dog named

Meatball anyway?

Oh, uh, well it was his favourite food.

And he used to do this trick

where he'd bounce a meatball

on his nose and then he'd

flick it up in the air

and catch it with his mouth.

Hmm, that's a shame.

Yeah, he doesn't really do it anymore.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You think I care.

Isn't this exciting?

A new sister.

Stepsister.

And no, it's not exciting.

What's wrong?

She's kind of a drama queen.

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