Stark Raving Black Page #2
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so l will be hosting the benefit
in Washington, D.O.,
for the USO.
And l just think-
[applause]
l think that's wrong.
l think it's very odd
that we went in my lifetime
from Bob Hope to me.
l also know
that l'm mainstream
because a few months ago,
l performed at a benefit,
Tony La Russa's benefit
in St. Louis, Missouri,
for Animal Rescue.
And l followed onto the stage
Vince Gill.
And it doesn't get any more
f***ing mainstream than that.
Now, l know that some of you
don't know who Vince Gill is,
and that's because you
don't listen to country music,
and l know you don't
listen to country music
because
a lot of it is sh*t.
A lot of it-
a lot of it,
quite honestly,
is based on old
Jerry Springer episodes.
But Vince Gill is
a country music legend and icon.
And l thought that l'd followed
possibly every type of act,
because for 20 years,
l toured clubs
in the country,
and comics performed before me
that were just-
some were just-
they would scare
the sh*t out of you.
People, who the audience-
when l got on stage,
the audience was still
screaming, ''F*** you too!''
The strangest act
l ever followed onto the stage
was in a club
in Parma, Ohio.
This comedian
ended his set.
He was talking about
how he was
in the delivery room
when his wife gave birth.
And he said that he noticed
that her-
now, l'm quoting-
her p*ssy got bigger
and bigger and bigger.
he was thinking about
having oral sex with her-
or as he put it,
''going down on her''-
and he thought back to that
moment in the delivery room
and felt, ''What if her p*ssy
gets bigger and bigger''-
hang in there;
you're adults.
''Her p*ssy
gets bigger and bigger
''and snaps over my head
and my head be
inside her p*ssy?''
''And now here's
Lewis Black.''
l thought that was
and then l had to follow
Vince Gill.
Vince Gill is 6'7''.
But with his star quality,
he's 1 2 feet tall.
And he strode
onto that stage,
and 8,000 people
went completely nuts.
They were huge fans of his.
And he began to sing.
And l'd never, ever
been in his presence
while he was singing.
And let me
just tell you this,
that after 30 seconds,
l felt exactly the way
l feel when l'm taking a bath
that is just
the perfect temperature.
By the end of the song,
l can't tell you
what he was singing about,
but l know l have never
been that comfortable
in my whole life.
And then he told a story,
a really clean,
funny story,
a clean, funny story
where he never said
the word ''f***'' once,
a f***ing clean,
funny f***ing story.
Son of a b*tch,
it was goddamn f***ing funny.
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