Star Leaf Page #2

That's your favorite. Right, Darling?

You like that watermelon flavor, don't you?

We'll get it next time.

Does that mean that we...

No worries. No worries.

Now, I assume whoever told

you about the star leaf,

clued you into the code of conduct?

Yes...

No photos. No video. No GPS.

You can't take any seeds

or clippings from the site,

although you can smoke as much

as you want, while you're there.

And you gotta destroy the map.

Yeah, and you cannot leave a trace.

Right, right.

- Capisce?

- Affirmative.

I've seen that before.

You can read that?

No, but I saw it when I

was high up in the Kush.

I didn't take you for an O.G. Kush fan.

I'm talking about the Hindu Kush.

The mountain range where we

were fighting for our country.

Not sitting on a f***ing puff-pad,

getting stoned all f***ing day.

Okay, okay, you're gonna

have to excuse my friend.

He's still decompressing

from his last tour,

and he'll need some time.

It took me a while too.

Come on, man.

Why is it on your wall?

The real question is,

why is it still in your head?

He got you.

F*** you guys.

All right, who's ready to get weird?

The actual star leaf...

Now hold up, Moon-dog.

This is isn't the actual star leaf.

It's just a distant cousin.

Put it in your mouth, baby.

And suck it.

You mean to tell me that this star leaf,

is actually from outer space?

We are outer space.

Macrocosms, microcosms...

Yeah, that. What he said.

The actual star leaf map.

The map's free.

The journey isn't.

Well, I hope you all have a blast.

Right out of this world.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you both for your hospitality.

Thanks.

From the halls of Montezuma,

to the shores of Tripoli.

We fight our country's battles.

In the air, on land, and sea.

First to fight for right and freedom.

And to keep our honor clean.

We are proud to claim the title

of United States Marines.

Whoa! It is sexy as f*** out here.

Yeah. It beats dirty-ass hippy drug dens.

Yeah.

How far away is La Push from here?

Dude, the beach ain't going anywhere.

We've got an adventure in

these woods here, first.

I mean, are you sure we're

even in the right place?

Yeah, dude.

Look at the marking right there.

There's tons of them, all down this road.

Dude, check your bag.

Make sure you've got all your stuff there.

It's a long walk, we

might have to setup camp.

Quick pit stop, my ass, nectar boy.

Wait a second.

Wait, you said we're camping here?

I thought we were camping on the beach.

Babe, we can do all that

Twilight tour stuff later.

Come on, this is really important for me.

No, no, no, no way, now way.

Bella's Sunset tour is

on, b*tch. You promised.

He promised.

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