Stanley Park

Synopsis: Sixth former Debbie Robinson lives with her sex-mad Auntie Pat in Stanley Park, Croydon,and aspires to be a fashion designer - or erotic novelist. She wants gorgeous neighbour Harry Stevens to 'fill his pants with his man milk' for her but he's just got engaged to the demanding Sadie. Whilst Harry and Sadie are out with his parents celebrating at Pizza Hut Debbie makes do with seducing Harry's young brother Lee on the newly varnished kitchen table but they are caught when the others return. Lee's Mum is appalled - Debbie stole her Pringles. Neighbour Raggedy Anne is appalled - Debbie stole her Lee and 'Raggy' is comforted in a sisterly way by housemate Bent Ben. Debbie however goes on to record that this will change all their lives forever.
Genre: Drama
28 min

that Stanford Blatch.

You know, the bald gay one

with glasses. Oh, piss off.

You're so Samantha, anyway.

What, cos I can get anyone I want?

Not really like you're aiming

that high, though, is it?

Er. 'Scuse me.

I got winked at

by Harry Stevens this morning.

And he called me gorgeous.

I doubt that, sugartits.

Are you sayin' he's

out of my league? Um, yeah!

Well, you know who's out of

your league, Ben? Ken Dodd.

I'm sorry about earlier.

You know what I'm like. I'm just,

like, nervous.

No, I know. No, I mean it.

I am. And if you think I'm a

dick for sayin' it, I don't care.

I'm just not very...

Lee. It's OK. I'm nervous as well.

Does your mum know I'm over tonight?

I've got something for you.

Lee, who are you with? What?

No! I'm not a slut!

What!? I didn't say you were.

What? Aftershave!

Go away!

What? Are you with your mum? No!

I can hear laughing.

No, no. It's no-one.

I'm no-one now, am I? It's a girl.

Is that your girlfriend? Piss off.

Piss off!? Piss off!? Yeah.

No. What?

Oh, sh*t!

Lee, you know what, I don't know

who you're with, but forget it!


You're such an idiot!

And while it looked like some people

weren't getting any tonight,

there was no way I wasn't.

I knew when Harry saw me, he'd

fill his pants for man milk.

But I were bothered.

Me Auntie Pat had lied about her

date with Comb-over to save face.

I felt sort of sorry for her.

But then I looked in the

mirror and felt better.


Come in.

Up, up.

Twirl. What a stunner.

You bring a tear to my eye.

Now. Whisky-wine medley.

Bit of dutch courage.

Who needs courage

when they've got two wonderbras

sewn into their dress?

They look like

Popeye's biceps, darlin.

Now, go on. Knock that back.

In one.

Raggy, it's Lee again.

Call me. Again.

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Leo Richardson

Leo Richardson is an American former basketball and football coach. Richardson was the head basketball coach at Savannah State University from 1964 to 1971, and the University at Buffalo from 1973 to 1978. He compiled an overall basketball coaching record of 146–176. Richardson led the Savannah State basketball team to a Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Conference conference tournament title in 1970, for which he was named coach of the year. He was the University at Buffalo's first African American head basketball coach. He also served as the head football coach at Savannah State from 1964 to 1968, compiling an overall football record of 13–25–2. Richardson was elected to the Savannah State University Sports Hall of Fame in 2010. more…

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