Stanley Park Page #4
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- 2010
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What if you go soft on her?
Or worse - you can't even get it up?
As if that would ever happen.
Would that ever happen?
Yeah, it would.
That's why I'm going for gold
and you're just a runner-up.
Shall we teach you
how to go for gold, Lee?
Maybe they've been having
a torrid affair. Don't.
I bet she's waiting for Harry!
She thinks she's so coy,
but every step that skank takes,
Can this not be all about you?
Don't even get up
in my face, girlfriend.
No, you are so self-centred.
B*tch, get yourself a one
way ticket to China, yeah?
No, Ben. It's like on Twitter
I'm following you and and
you're still not following me.
I mean, what's that all about?
I can't follow all my followers,
can I?
How would that look?
That's basically just Facebook.
You're following Debbie! Despite
how you b*tch about her. So do you.
That's not the point.
God, you're seriously
on your rag, Raggy.
I think I should leave you to it.
Yeah, maybe you should.
Maybe you should go home and get a
hard-on watching Gay School Musical.
I told you that
in the strictest of confidence.
And it was because
of Vanessa, not Zac.
I don't have to take this.
Ciao, Raggy.
What!?
It's French. It means goodbye!
Girls like sophistication, Lee.
Cosmopolitans and canapes.
I've got some left-over Lambrini.
Fine. Fill me up then.
Don't suppose there's
any canapes either?
I've got, like, crisps?
Chargrilled chicken crinkles.
You're hardly gettin'
me sensual rivers flowin' here, Lee.
I'll show you how it's done.
Do you know, I don't feel very full.
I should have had
the Sloppy Giuseppe.
Forget Giuseppe.
I'll fill you up later.
Do you know...
that is definitely my
It's so weird going back there.
What? The scene of the crime?
They sat in the kitchen,
in the hum of the night.
He looked at her suspiciously
on several occasions.
As he felt her electric touch,
from a mile off,
ticking like a grandfather clock.
As the moon shone
through patio doors,
she could feel the ache
of her loins,
which were pressed against his back.
Oops.
Should I collect that?
It's very hot down there.
That was a good story.
I'm from a very
illiterate family, Lee.
So, what happens next?
Did you know I can give a lad
an erection
just by lookin' at it?
Relax!
I know the sensual experience
is frightening,
but there's nothing better than
when two bodies collide together.
Especially when
because I do get quite
a lot of good feedback.
Yeah? Yeah.
If it were, like, marks out of 10,
I'd be nine and a half.
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