Stanley Park

Synopsis: Sixth former Debbie Robinson lives with her sex-mad Auntie Pat in Stanley Park, Croydon,and aspires to be a fashion designer - or erotic novelist. She wants gorgeous neighbour Harry Stevens to 'fill his pants with his man milk' for her but he's just got engaged to the demanding Sadie. Whilst Harry and Sadie are out with his parents celebrating at Pizza Hut Debbie makes do with seducing Harry's young brother Lee on the newly varnished kitchen table but they are caught when the others return. Lee's Mum is appalled - Debbie stole her Pringles. Neighbour Raggedy Anne is appalled - Debbie stole her Lee and 'Raggy' is comforted in a sisterly way by housemate Bent Ben. Debbie however goes on to record that this will change all their lives forever.
Genre: Drama
28 min

Looked like she was on a date.

Yeah, well, she wasn't interested.

He had a comb-over.

Accordin' to my brother, she

was shitfaced and he walked out

and left her with the bill.

Oh, piss off, Lee. As if.

I'm goin' up chippy.

Is anyone coming?

Oh, I see!

Like I want to be here anyway!

So, why didn't you poke me?


On Facebook. I poked you last

Thursday, you never poked me back.

I haven't even been online. Liar.

You wrote on Dirty Debbie's wall.

That was after I poked you

cos I see it on my news feed.

If you think I'm butters,

just say it.

I don't!

You're not even that fit. You're

only like a seven, not even a 10,

so why would I be bothered? Lee!

Yeah, that's my name. Sket.

Why are you being such a nob?

You are!

I don't get you.

I come up here with you all the time.

I listen to your feelin's

and how you were a bohemian poet

in your past life.

I was! How long's this been

goin' on? I mean, you only get

off with me when you're pissed.

Did anyone see that?

I don't care.

Ain't you got beautiful eyes?


Yeah. They're...

they're like a pond.

A pond?

I'm trying to be romantic.

No, no. That is quite romantic.

Yeah, I'm quite a

romantic person, actually. I like

cooking and hoovering.

You're like the perfect man.


My mum and dad are out

tonight with Harry and Sadie.

Celebrate their engagement. Oh yeah?

Yeah. Empty house.

Right. You could, like,

come over if you wanted?


If you want, like. Do you want me to?

Only if you do. Yeah, but, do you?

I don't care.

Well either you do or you

don't, Lee. Just make a decision.

Don't be a nob jockey!

You will be!



God, we're so Sex In The City,

ain't we?

I'm like the Carrie Bradshaw

of Croydon.

Even though Raggy thinks she is.

And you, you're like

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Leo Richardson

Leo Richardson is an American former basketball and football coach. Richardson was the head basketball coach at Savannah State University from 1964 to 1971, and the University at Buffalo from 1973 to 1978. He compiled an overall basketball coaching record of 146–176. Richardson led the Savannah State basketball team to a Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Conference conference tournament title in 1970, for which he was named coach of the year. He was the University at Buffalo's first African American head basketball coach. He also served as the head football coach at Savannah State from 1964 to 1968, compiling an overall football record of 13–25–2. Richardson was elected to the Savannah State University Sports Hall of Fame in 2010. more…

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