Stag Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2013
- 84 min
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What, are you crazy?
Oh, sorry! I'm crazy?
some guy's ass, and I'm crazy?
It wasn't the whole pineapple!
Don't you yell at me!
a pineapple-
It's impossible!
It's impossible
to shove
a pineapple
up a man's ass!
I said don't yell!
It was the-
'Cause it-
Forget it! Let's just
forget it, okay?
You know what,
if you're so worried,
why don't you ask
your dad or a friend
to keep their eye out
for danger?
I did.
I asked Carl.
Carl? What?
You asked Carl?
What's wrong with Carl?
That is the same question
all my friends ask
whenever they meet him.
"What the hell
is wrong with Carl?"
Take me
to the basement.
You were awesome
in Tiger Bait.
What did you say?
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Cut!
What'd you say?
Listen, Clark-
It's actually Carl.
Yeah, um,
you gonna be okay here?
You sure you can
handle this all right?
Hey, Gus, dude,
I'm an actor.
I can do this sh*t
standing on my head.
Okay, great.
But we did tell you
keep to herself, right?
Oh, yeah, I know.
Right.
Right.
Okay.
It's just Tiger Bait's
one of my all-time
favorite movies, so...
Okay.
Have you seen
Tiger Bait?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I've seen it, but,
um, I'm more concerned
about making
so if you can't handle it
just let me know.
I can get
someone else here.
No, wouldn't want you
to go to all that trouble.
It's actually no trouble.
We just need to find someone
that can fit into that suit,
and then you're gone.
I'm good.
You're sure now?
Totally sure.
Okay, great, 'cause
if you f*** up again,
I will personally
drag you off this set
by your hair, okay?
All good! Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, and, Clark?
Carl.
Easy on the door,
okay?
All right,
let's pick that up.
Shutting the gate
too hard.
I work out, so-
GUS:
Clark!Well, that's everything.
Yep.
But, Sarah, I just-
Oh, gosh, Henry,
don't.
Don't do this, okay?
These things,
they happen all the time,
and the best thing to do
is just to...
just to move on.
But I live here.
Yeah, okay,
you know what?
Don't worry.
It's gonna be okay.
I'm sure you're
gonna meet someone,
you know,
'cause you're just-
You're just a really...
nice guy.
RORY:
You needto come to this!
Okay, I'll go.
Yes! Yes!
Yes, you will!
Okay, fantastic.
I'm gonna need you
to pick up the stripper.
Whoa, what?
Yeah,
the stripper I hired,
she has no way
of getting there.
And? I need you to pick her up.
Why don't
you pick her up?
On my bike?
Oh, my God.
I don't have
a license, Luke.
Do you know why
I don't have a license?
Yes, I know, Rory. I'll tell
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