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- Welcome home, little baby.

- Everybody meet our son...

...Michael Silverman.

- Isn't he cute?

- You meet him too.

Can you say, "Happy Halloween"?

Happy Halloween.

- Ready to get some candy?

- Are you guys ready to get some candy?

Come on, you guys look great.

- Hi.

- Hi, Dave.

Hi, son.

Hi.

Ready? Try to hit it.

Yeah!

Are you kidding?

You're a natural. Do you realize that?

You're gonna be famous and rich.

You're so good.

Okay, Mr. Silverman,

Mr. College Graduate.

What's next?

Well, Mr. Silverman, I think

the next step would be graduate school.

But not right away.

You have all the time in the world.

Three, two, one.

It's a video camera, Dad.

What you watching?

Jonas.

Found the suit upstairs.

Turns out I'm a 40 regular.

You look amazing.

Thanks.

- Let's go out.

- What?

Come on.

- Hang on.

- Why?

Oh, my God!

Jonas, why here?

We shouldn't be here.

Relax.

No one is gonna recognize us.

Come on, look at us.

Relax, you'll be fine.

- For two?

- Yes, sir, si. Thank you.

Right this way, please.

Enjoy.

Every night, when we would hit

the market next door...

...I'd see these people in here.

I'd see what they'd order...

...and see them drinking their fine wine.

Damn it,

that's what we're gonna have tonight.

- Yeah.

- F***, I always wanted to eat here.

- Good evening.

- Hello.

Have you been here before?

No.

Oh, may I suggest for you

the tasting menu?

Is that what they're having?

No, they're having a special menu

prepared by the chef.

Okay, we'll have that as well.

Also comes with

excellent wine pairings.

Great, we'll have the same.

Absolutely, sir.

You will be beyond satisfied.

That's what we want.

Are you crazy?

- I swear that guy is famous...

- For f***'s sake, people are gonna...

- What? People are gonna stare?

- Yeah.

- They're gonna talk?

- Yeah.

- They're gonna arrest you?

- Yes.

Right. For what?

You don't get it, do you?

We've got all the markings.

We've got the fine cars

and the fine clothes.

Yeah, but they didn't steal it.

Yeah, they did.

Because if they didn't work for it,

they stole it.

What?

Please, just try and relax.

Just enjoy it, like they do.

Okay.

Hey.

It's funny.

I've got $1000 right here in my pocket.

- I want you to hang onto it.

- No.

- Come on, hold it.

- Why?

When was the last time

you held 1000 bucks in your hand?

Come on, feels good, doesn't it?

That was the best meal I ever had.

- It was pretty good.

- What?

If that wasn't the best meal you ever had,

then who the f*** are you?

Fine, the best meal ever.

It was, right?

Yeah.

Keep it down.

That's beautiful.

It's this thing my dad used to play.

Sounds sad.

Would you prefer this?

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