Spy School Page #2

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I mean I would, but...

...there's scared people out here...

...who need a real man...

...to keep them protected.

Madison, sorry you don't...

...have a real man.

Please accept Drake Chapman...

...as the next best thing.

Okay, I'm going in now.

If anything happens to me...

...tell the school newspaper...

I lived one-sixth...

...of a full life.

You're so disturbed.

Boo!

Whoa!

I hope he's okay.

What?

You like him or something?

Is that what I'm hearing?

Yeah, Drake.

"I hope he's okay" is really...

...code for "gosh, he's hot.

I'd love to smother him...

...with kisses. "

If he's not out in...

30 seconds, he's so done.

You have some serious issues...

...don't you?

I'm not gonna tell you.

Sweet.

This squid is so fried.

It's on me!

Help, it's burning my flesh!

Get in there, Drake!

He's my neighbor, help him!

I'm not going in there.

It's bones!

Thomas Miller's nothing...

...but bones!

To think he was your...

...neighbor.

Look what you've...

...done to me!

Help, help, help!

Save me!

Ahh!

Uh-oh.

Boys and girls...

...this is not a drill.

We must evacuate the building...

...immediately.

No running, single-file...

...and if you see flames...

...walk a little faster...

But don't run.

All right...

...this is not a drill.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

Follow the hand!

Follow the hand!

Respect the hand!

Buddy up, buddy up!

Principal Hampton?

This is not a scheduled drill.

I suggest we get out...

...of the building.

Better not be another...

...student shenanigan.

I am not in the mood.

You make it sound like you...

...wish it was a real fire...

...with real flames.

Like I said, Mrs. Miller...

I am not about to tolerate...

...another prank...

...especially from your son.

Let's go.

Ow! Get off my foot!

Don't think I didn't see that!

I saw that!

What to do, what to do...

What to do.

We could forget the whole...

...thing.

Forget the whole thing?

It was a suggestion.

Uh, you seemed unsure...

...so I offered something...

...admittedly not my best.

Mrs. Miller...

...your child's infractions...

...not only consumes much of...

...my time and energy, but...

...are now beginning to endanger...

...the student body.

Well, with all due respect...

...besides today, what has he done?

I mean, maybe one or two small...

...little incidents.

The Miller file.

Wow. Are you sure that...

...that's all his?

Looks like they nailed you...

...on this one, huh?

I plan on admitting to...

...nothing.

Yeah.

Listen, you're completely...

...covered in grape goop...

...so that might kind of, uh...

...tie you to the scene there.

Circumstantial.

Know what, Thomas?

You seem like an okay kid.

I'll tell you what.

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