Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World Page #2

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- Five o'clock?

The Armageddon device.

We're running out of time.

So he put a peanut butter

and jelly sandwich in your face

and then he stole your homework?

Technically, it was his homework.

I was just doing it for him.

And what about you, Miss Rebecca?

How was your day?

Same old, same old.

- So I heard.

The principal called me

about your pranks.

- Hey, kids!

- Dad! Come, sit by me!

Sorry, kids, but I have to go write up

this report before I can do anything.

Save me some leftovers.

Hey, Dad? Can you teach me

how to be a Spy Hunter?

Well, there's always time for that.

OK. Repeat after me:

"I'm Cecil Wilson, Spy Hunter,

and I'll catch you... later."

I'm Cecil Wilson, Spy Hunter,

and I'll catch you... later!

Here's the important part.

Lift the eyebrow.

Respect the golden arch.

That's my secret.

How many spies have you caught?

Um... Well, none.

Um... But that's not really

what the show's about.

So you're not

a spy-catching superhero?

No, not yet...

...but...

How's my girl?

She made two poopies today.

Two poopies?

She's six away from the house record.

- Oh!

Now, don't get snotty.

I lost my appetite.

I'll go talk to her.

What am I doing wrong?

I've tried so hard

to connect with her

- but she just hates me.

- No, she doesn't hate you.

- She totally hates me.

- No, she doesn't. Maybe a little.

- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

I think she's just trying

to adjust to a new situation.

We've been married for two years.

Right.

Dad's had less time for us

ever since Stepmother

entered the picture.

And she's keeping something from us.

I can feel it.

She's not who she says she is!

You don't think she's

really an interior decorator?

Well, look at this place!

She's obviously evil.

Well, I think she's nice.

There is something

she's hiding from us.

Doesn't mean she deserves

your blue cheese dressing bomb.

My best prank yet.

Not hearing very well

increased my other senses.

Like smell.

Don't worry, she never

comes into my room anyway.

Do you have a sec?

Yes.

I was going through the basement

and I found some things

that I thought you might wanna have.

Mom.

I know you miss your mom

and I could never replace her.

I just would really like it

if maybe we could be friends?

Mom always said

she loved my practical jokes.

I love your practical jokes.

I think you're hilarious.

You think I'm funny?

The one you did last month

to your father

when you filled his toothpaste

with blueberry filling?

And his teeth were blue

for like four days.

That was epic.

And how about the time

I hooked up his nose hair clipper

- to a power saw?

Some of my best work.

Or the baby powder

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