Spy Kids Page #3

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What the devil

are these finger men?

Oh. They're called Thumb-thumbs.

Very capable robots.

All thumbs. Useless.

FLOOP:
Mr. Lisp,

I think you'll enjoy this.

Through that door,

an awesome power will emerge.

You will have but a moment

to disarm it.

In exactly ten seconds.

Seven...

Five...

Three...

FLOOP:
One.

[Creaking]

Johnny?

Uhh!

[Lisp groaning]

- You hesitated.

- I had to. He's my son.

Are you sure?

FLOOP:

Actually, I designed him.

I built him!

His name is...

X-5-2-4-9-5, the second.

This is your big idea?

Robot kids

that look like my children.

The president's daughter?

An almost-exact replica.

Sometimes in order

to think big...

you have to think small.

FLOOP:
Through

physio-electrical imaging...

I can make them

look like anyone...

yet the cunning

and intelligence...

of the world's greatest

espionage agents...

all rolled into tiny packages

I call "Spy Kids."

Tell me, Spy Kids...

with your vast

stores of knowledge...

what are four of the five

physiological indications...

that a human being is lying?

[Speaking in robot language]

They're not quite finished.

Missing one crucial element.

Missing what?

Their brains.

These buckets of bolts

will never pass as children!

We have a schedule to keep,

Floop--

a window of opportunity

that's closing fast!

We will be back in two days

to pick up our army...

or we'll take whatever

you do have, cut our losses...

and lay your entire

silly empire to waste!

No more time.

Escort Mr. Lisp

back to his chopper, children.

Ow! Ow!

- That was brilliant, sir.

- Thank you, Minion.

Now all I have to do

is make them work for real.

LISP:
Ow!

- You're going where?

- On assignment.

Several OSS agents are missing,

including Donnagon.

No ransom, no demands.

They just disappeared.

After nine years,

you are accepting an assignment?

- Why?

- In a word, Devlin.

Devlin himself called?

GREGORIO:

He called, asked me to go in.

I'm going with you.

Ingrid, you're always looking

to go on another mission...

but we have children now.

GREGORIO:

We can't both leave.

I want to go on an adventure.

I want to save the world.

Again? Honey, it's old.

If it wasn't for Donnagon

and the other agents...

I would be turning

this mission down myself.

GREGORIO:
I mean, clearly.

You're gonna turn me down?

Me?

Spy boy.

[Whispering]

Ingrid, Ingrid...Ingrid.

[Clears throat]

What--what about the children?

- Uncle Felix!

- Uncle Felix!

Hey, churros, how are you?

Last time I saw you,

you were this big.

You're shrinking. What's up?

Here, take this bag.

Thanks for coming

on short notice, guy.

That's what families are for.

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