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Synopsis: Gregorio and Ingrid are the two greatest secret agents the world has ever known: masters of disguise, mavens of invention, able to stop wars before they even start. Working for separate countries, they are sent to eliminate their most dangerous enemy...each other. But in an exotic corner of the world when they finally come face to face, they fall in love instead and embark on the most dangerous mission they have ever faced: raising a family. Now nine years later, after their retirement, having exchanged the adventure of espionage for parenthood, Gregorio and Ingrid Cortez are called back in to action. When their former colleagues, the world's most formidable spies, start disappearing one by one, the Cortez's are forced to take on techno-wizard Fegan Floop and his evil, egg-headed sidekick, Minion. But when the unthinkable happens and they too disappear, unfortunately there are only two people in the world who can rescue them...their kids.
Director(s): Robert Rodriguez
Production: Dimension Films
  2 wins & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
71
Rotten Tomatoes:
93%
PG
Year:
2001
88 min
Website
1,099 Views


Donnagon?

Yeah. He's missing.

Is this what you were hiding

last night?

I didn't want to worry you.

ANNOUNCER:
We now return to...

GREGORIO:
Juni,

why do you watch that show?

Because it's cool. Why?

Because that's all you ever do.

Play its video games

and watch the tapes.

Do you know why, son?

So, always remember,

whatever you do...

believe in yourself.

Your dreams will come true...

for you and you and you.

CARMEN:

What's this, a self-portrait?

[As Carmen]

"What's this, a self-portrait?"

- Mom, he's mimicking me!

- "Mom, he's mimicking me!"

INGRID:
Carmen,

leave your brother alone.

Juni,

stop talking like your sister.

- Stop it.

- "Stop it."

- Look at this. It's hideous.

- Well, talk to him.

JUNI:
It's a Fooglie idea.

I designed it myself.

Today we're very excited,

because today...

we have a new character!

We found him snooping around

the castle last night.

I want you all to meet

Donnamight.

JUNI:
Dad, when Floop

makes a toy out of that one...

I want it!

[Speaking

in alien tongue]

- Honey!

- [Tires squeal]

[Speaking in foreign language]

GREGORIO:
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Juni. Juni. Hey.

Anybody gives you

a hard time in there...

remember, you are a Cortez.

What's so special

about being a Cortez?

Lots of things.

Hey, it's the mummy.

Nice-looking bandages, mummy.

JUNI:
Just stop it, man.

When I'm talking to you,

you listen.

Ay yi... yi... yi.

Nice dolls.

Here, let me see the dolls.

MAN:
Have a good day, son.

Show them who's boss.

Can I help you

with something, macho?

[Sighs]

[Crash, cheering]

I said, "Can I help you

with something, chief?"

[School bell rings]

I didn't think so.

My dad was gonna beat up

your dad.

No more secrets. Deal?

Soon. Definitely soon.

I even have to share a room

with him...

because he's so afraid

of being alone.

"Watch out for Juni,

Take care of Juni.

"Show Juni right from wrong."

I shouldn't be responsible

for anybody but me.

GIRL:
You're so right, Carmen.

What's so special

about being a Cortez?

I wish I could go away

to your world, Floop.

You'd be my friend.

MR. LISP:
I thank you all...

for attending

today's demonstration.

Year after year...

we pay outrageous sums of money

to several inventors...

to come up

with our technologies.

Mr. Floop is one such visionary.

However, his inventions

are somewhat questionable...

and, therefore,

need to be evaluated.

You promised us an army,

Mr. Floop...

but our first billion dollars

bought us only this--

mutated secret agents.

The mutative process

and brain wipe...

caused their minds

to turn to mush.

I have found little use for them

except as novelties on my--

well, my children's show,

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Robert Rodriguez

Robert Anthony Rodriguez is an American filmmaker, screenwriter, and musician. He shoots and produces many of his films in Mexico and his home state, Texas. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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