Spotlight on Location: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Page #2

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I'm right behind you, pal .

I don't know , Barn . I think that thing's empty .

Would you mind not holding head by the antenna ?

It's not an ordinary pleasant and say ...

- Get me out of here, Come on pal .

- Get me out ! Get over !

- What are you?

- I am the Great Gazoo .

The Great Kazoo ?

Ga- zoo.

I come from a planet too far for you to fathom

and a civilization too advanced ,

for you to comprehend.

Wait a minute , Fred.

I hope we get wishes !

Pardon ?

Ya we let you out of the fancy bottle,

and now we get wishes right !

Yeah, Barney's right . Let's get this started .

What do we have to rapt ?

Naa an Nokia , I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie .

And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft .

I'm of a highly evolved alien species .

I don't do funny voices ,

I don't sing catchy songs ...

and i do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon !

I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok Dum-Dums ?

Dum-Dums ?

Hey, was that an insult ?

Well if the shoe fits ...

What's a shoe ?

Yes, it was an insult .

That's what i thought .

Ya here do observe .

Well get ready to observe your teeth leaving your head .

There he is, Fred .

Violent natives !

That could've downfront tourism .

Perhaps you can satisfy my intelluctual curiosity ?

Fine, and you ?

Oh Dear .

I'm Betty , i'll be your waitress .

The fish is fresh, but be careful so where the busboys .

So what do you having ?

What i'm having ?

How much is a glass of water ?

Water ? Free .

Great, I'll have two .

You want a burger to go with your water?

Oh, no . Water's fine . I like water .

Because if you're short on cash or something ,

I could spot you again , you know .

Then You could just go home

get your wallet and pay me back .

No, that's impossible . I can't .

I just i can't go home ...

Oh my ! Are you caveless ?

But you're so clean !

No, you see ...

You poor poor thing .

Oh great, I've just called you " poor " !

I'm so thoughtless sometimes .

- You are not poor. You are not.

- No, I'm not.

You are just down on your luck, right?

Well don't you worry .

You stay with me till you're back on your feet.

And i'm gonna buy you lunch .

No ! Absolutely not ! Listen, that's very sweet of you, but ...

Please, I used to volunteer down

at the caveless shelter, you know .

And I know ,

I know, you're not looking for a handout .

You are just looking for your self respect .

I'm Betty . Betty O'Shale .

Just call me Wilma .

Ok, Wilma .

Let's go get you something to eat.

And then we'll set you up at my apartment .

You live in an apartment ?

That must be so great! Always wondered ,

what'd be like to live in an apartment .

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