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I'm moving to Sydney. Tomorrow.

Sydney?

Uncle Barry said he'd give me a job

at the wool exchange in a heartbeat.

Well...

We've got it sweet here, Luce.

It doesn't get any better than this.

No, you're right. It

doesn't get any better.

And I want more.

Sydney will chew you up.

You can't leave. We're a team.

No. Teammates look out for each other.

Work together.

They don't try to kill each other.

What about sparrow?

Time to grow up, Billy.

This is great.

With a bit of practice,

we'll really make that stuff-up work.

Hello, cowboy.

This year's champion...

Mary Dankovitz, ladies and gentlemen.

Love your work, Mary.

Hey, hey, nice show.

Yeah, wish you'd put as much thought

into getting a real job.

Ladies, good news.

We have heard your demands

for us to apply ourselves.

And guess what,

all your problems are solved.

We're getting off the welfare.

This should be good.

We're gonna take life by the horns...

Throw it on the ground...

And shoot it.

You're starting that Internet business?

About time.

It is so much bigger than that, Shaz.

You're gonna love it.

Us fellas are joining the army.

- Taylah, get your gun.

- Which one?

- Hang on.

- The army?

OMG.

Ofg.

How long for?

Three years.

Babe, you said, "show some initiative."

I meant show some initiative

after you've told me what it is,

and I give you permission.

Now, how am I supposed

to run a pharmacy from an army base?

I dunno. A soldier could get a headache?

So, I've been sitting on that

bloody computer for three years,

trying to get my degree,

so that we can get married, and buy a farm.

And now, you've got some flick-knob idea

to go flouncing off and play soldiers?

- Flouncing?

- Totes, rooter.

How am I supposed to run my classes

if we leave town?

My boxercise, my jazzercise, my yogacise?

All my sizes.

And what about Taylah, JJ?

What about the great dreams

that she had for her future,

for her life?

Yeah, I was gonna...

She had plans, JJ, trust me.

Babe, we did it to make you happy.

It didn't work. We're done.

What's that mean?

It means, go find some chicks

who don't mind being treated like sh*t.

We're gonna find guys

who don't mind being treated like sh*t.

- Merline?

- Forget it, rooter.

You should've asked me.

Baby, please, c'mon.

Get outta here, tubby.

- Hey, ladies...

- Go. Just go.

Go!

Well, that, gents, is how you dump a woman.

Eye of the tiger, Podge.

No guts, no glory. Live the dream.

I'll do it, Michelle.

Focus, Podge. You're lookin'

excellence right in the face.

Jeez, you look sexy, 'Chelle.

Thanks, Podge.

Enough of that.

I'm just thinking of our baby.

Little Podge.

Hey, honeybear, we should have a talk.

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