Spider-Man: No Way Home Page #2

I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights.

Just answer my questions.

I've seen your file.

You're a smart, young woman with a bright future ahead of her.

Why would you risk it all by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker?

So sorry to keep you waiting.

Can we get Ned a snack, please? He's been waiting.

Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

I'm not supposed to say anything to you.

No, Ned. Not even a thing.

I just have one question...

When MJ told you that Peter was Spider-Man...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa... - What's up?

I knew way before MJ did. I was Spider-Man's guy in the chair.

Oh, I know about those.

I mean, half the guys have guys in the chair.

Exactly! You wouldn't know...

I literally helped him find the Vulture.

I didn't know that.

And I helped him hack his suit once, and kinda helped him get to Space.

So, in Spider-Man's illegal vigilanteism, you were his main accomplice.

I would like to have my words strictly from the record.

With all due respect,

and I mean that very insincerely,

unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us,

legally, you can't hold us here.

You should definitely lawyer up.

Excuse me?

Child endangerment is a nasty rap.

The boy was entrusted to you, and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother,

you not only allowed him to endanger himself, but you actually encouraged it.

Who does that?

I wanna see Peter right now.

Stark Industries was caught in the web of the Spider-Man/Mysterio controversy today,

when federal agents opened an investigation into missing Stark technology.

The agents wanna know exactly what was taken...

At least they used a good picture.

That's great. Thank you.

Well, I have some good news, Peter.

I don't believe any of the charges against you are gonna stick.

- Wait, seriously? - Oh, I knew it.

- Oh, my God, Mr. Murdock. Thank you. - Yes.

- Thank you, Matt. - That's amazing.

Well, perfect. However...

- Mister Hogan? - Yes?

The feds are actively investigating the missing technology.

I understand you're loyal to Mr. Stark and his legacy, but if you were involved...

- If I was involved? - I might secure a lawyer.

I need a lawyer because I'm un... I'm under inves... I thought,

you said, there's no charge. I could say

under advisement of counsel, I refuse to answer the question

respectfully because I... the answer could incriminate me.

There's a saying in Goodfellas. What did they say in Goodfellas?

I know, that's interesting... Calm down.

Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

You're gonna need a really good lawyer.

Peter, you may have dodged your legal troubles, but things will get much worse.

There is still the court of public opinion.

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