Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #3

- Hi!

We should probably stop staring

before it gets creepy.

Too late.

You guys are losers.

Well, then why do you sit with us?

Because I don't have any friends.

Next question.

What is the heaviest

naturally-occurring element?

Hydrogen's the lightest.

That's not the question. Okay.

- Yeah.

- Uranium.

Correct. Thank you, Abraham.

- Yes.

- Please open your books to page 10.

Peter, it's nationals.

Is there no way

you could take one weekend off?

I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark

needs me, I have to make sure I'm here.

You've never been

in the same room as Tony Stark.

Wait. What's happening?

- Peter's not going to Washington.

- No.

- No, no, no.

- Why not?

Really? Right before nationals?

He already quit marching band

and robotics lab.

I'm not obsessed with him.

Just very observant.

Flash, you're in for Peter.

I don't know.

I gotta check my calendar first.

I got a hot date

with Black Widow coming up.

That is false.

What'd I tell you about using the bell

for comedic purposes?

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey, man.

What's up, Mr. Delmar?

Hey, Mr. Parker.

Number five, right?

Yeah, and with pickles, and can you

smush it down real flat? Thanks.

You got it, boss.

How's your aunt?

Yeah, she's all right.

She's a very hot Italian woman.

How's your daughter?

- Ten dollars.

- It's 5 dollars.

- For that comment, 10 dollars.

- Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking.

Here's 5 dollars.

What's up, Murph?

How you doing, buddy?

So how's school?

It's boring. Got better things to do.

Stay in school, kid.

Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.

- This is great.

- Best sandwiches in Queens.

Finally.

- What's the matter with you?

- Could you hold this?

Thanks.

Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?

- Hey, buddy, is this your bike?

- I have no change.

Does anyone have a pen?

Do you have a pen?

Everybody good?

Hey!

You're that spider guy

on YouTube, right?

Call me Spider-Man.

Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip.

- Yeah!

- Not bad.

Hey, buddy.

- Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad.

- It's my car, dumb-ass!

Hey! Shut that off!

- Can you tell him it's my car?

- I was--

- I work at nights. Come on.

- That's not your car!

- That's his car.

- How was I supposed to know?

- He was putting that in the window!

- Every day with these alarms!

- Turn it off!

- Don't make me come down there, punk.

Hey, Gary. How you doing?

Marjorie, how are you?

How's your mother?

I'm good, I'm good.

You have reached

the voice-mail box of:

Happy Hogan.

Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight.

I stopped a grand theft bicycle.

Couldn't find the owner,

so I just left a note.

I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.

She was really nice

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