Spider-Man: Far From Home Page #2

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What it is like to take over from Tony Stark?

Those are some big shoes to fill.

I'm I'm gonna go. Thanks so much, everyone, for coming.

Okay.

Hungry?

So sorry.

I thought you could sense that with your Peter-tingle.

Please do not start calling it my Peter-tingle.

What's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas?

No, I just really need this vacation. I need a break.

You deserve it.

Yeah.

You know what?

You should pack your suit, just in case. I have a tingle about it.

Please stop saying "tingle," May.

No.

No. No, I'm not.

Yeah! Can you help me get my stuff up here?

Oh, sorry, that's mine. No worries.

Middle seat gets both armrests. Give me a tablet.

Do you want the first shift or the second? I could take either.

Give me the third shift. I took an Ambien.

I can't chaperone these kids alone. Yo, Parker.

This is called an airplane. It's like the buses you're used to, except it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them.

Ma'am?

He Blipped, so technically, he's 16, not 21.

I'll take that.

She's lying. I don't even know this girl.

Classic MJ, right?

Did you know Brad was coming?

It It's so weird.

One day, he's that kid who cried and got nosebleeds all the time, and suddenly, we Blip back, and he's totally ripped and super nice and all these girls are after him.

Not all the girls are after him. No, man, they're all after him.

Yeah. Here.

Anyway, on to more important things.

It's a nine-hour flight. We can play Beast Slayers the whole time.

Are you excited?

I need your help to sit next to MJ.

Seriously? Yes, seriously.

What about our plan? American bachelors in Europe.

That's your plan. That's a solo plan. Come on, this is my plan.

Please.

Hey, guys.

There's an old lady in front of us wearing a crazy amount of perfume, and it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies.

Betty, if you could switch seats with him, that would be He's allergic to perfume?

Yeah, yeah, because it It makes his eyes water, and he can't really Peter has a perfume allergy?

From experience, perfume allergies are no joke.

I can feel hives breaking out already. MJ, stand up.

Ned, take MJ's spot. MJ, you take my spot.

Peter, let's get you out of there.

Sorry. Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats. That's all right.

Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention.

Your safety is my responsibility. And Mr. Dell's, but he's I got it for now. Let's go, Peter!

Let's go!

Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle.

So did you want to play Beast Slayer?

Nope.

Have you ever played any kind of PC game or?

No. Got it.

Did I tell you how my wife pretended to Blip out?

Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group.

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