Speed 2: Cruise Control Page #2

- Big enough for you?

- Size doesn't matter. You know that.

Yes!

All of a sudden,

I have Love Boat fever.

It feels really good.

I am really excited

about being on a cruise ship.

I don't know why.

Maybe they pump drugs

through the air-conditioning system.

What do you think?

You know what I need?

Lots of those yummy little drinks...

...with those

highly impractical umbrellas in 'em.

That is what I need.

Yeah, you're looking good.

So, who's ready to party

on the big boat besides me?

You look tense.

Tense? No. We're here to relax.

- Let's get a drink.

- Let's go.

We're going to have a really good time.

# A Namorada

Yeah!

Love it!

Thank you.

See you later. Bye.

So, what do you want to do?

Do you want to shuffleboard,

then room or... room, then shuffleboard?

Or hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm?

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Room, room.

OK.

If it's all right with your new boyfriend

over there. Romeo.

His name's Geiger.

- Oh?

- Yes. Yes, we talked.

Not very interested in golf

for someone who had a fit about his clubs.

- Why do you say that?

- Well...

...the tournament's on behind him.

He hasn't even glanced at the TV.

You're absolutely right. I think

we need to arrest him. Excuse me!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Aw, honey, you just wanted a hug.

You're so sweet.

I got to ask you to do me a favour...

...something I've never

asked you to do before.

What's that?

- I need you to boogie with me.

- Oh, no, I don't boogie.

Just run in place. Run in place.

- Do you feel it?

- Yeah, I think so.

Come on, baby.

# A Namorada

(ship's horn)

Wake up, boys.

See, the misconception is that fat is bad.

In order to lose fat, you shouldn't eat fat.

Well, guess what, guys?

False. Your body's just a giant computer.

Mm. See, if you don't eat fat...

...your body's mainframe goes, whoa!

Whoa!

Better keep whatever fat I've got.

So you see, we at Fatbusters...

...well, we say fat is your friend.

Oh, yeah, a good friend, yeah.

I could use a good friend.

Yeah? Here, meet this guy.

- Mmm.

- Good.

There you go.

# Take my whole life, too

# I can't help

# Falling in love with you #

Ladies and gentlemen...

...I have a question.

Who here would like a peek...

...at a multimillion-dollar

jewellery collection?

(applause)

OK. On board, we have the Diamond

Jewellers Of America with us tonight.

They would like to show you something.

Maybe we should get you a little something.

I'll take a Camel unfiltered.

Aren't you wearing the nicotine patch?

The only way that patch is gonna help me...

...is if I roll it and smoke it.

Good evening.

Big diamond.

# She touches me

in places that I can't explain

# She's got a powerful hold on me

# The kind of pull

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