Spare Me Page #2
- Year:
- 1994
- 357 Views
THEO:
You guys got something going on
downstairs?
SID:
We provide some extracurricular
activities for the senior citizens in the
community.
THEO:
Basement bingo?
Breeze sniggers into his hand
SID:
(smirks)
Yeah, basement bingo.
BREEZE:
Lemme see your ball.
Breeze grabs Theo's bag.
THEO:
Let go of my bag.
Sid sidles around behind Theo who tries to keep him in sight.
BREEZE:
Ah, come on, lemme see your ball.
SID:
You afraid we're gonna steal it?
Breeze unzips the bag and pulls the ball out. Theo's temper
is rising, he breathes deeply. He is obviously making a
Herculean effort to keep himself in check.
THEO:
I said, let go of my bag.
With lightning speed Theo's hand shoots out and grabs the
middle fingers on Sid's right hand. Sid howls in agony.
SID:
Aagh! Stop! Those are my bowling fingers!
THEO:
Tell your little pal to let go.
SID:
Breeze, give him his ball back!
Breeze, astonished, drops Theo's ball into the bag. Sid
cringes in front of Theo.
THEO:
Where can I find Buzz Fazeli?
BREEZE:
Whoa, cool your maples. Over the bridge,
past the Peter Pan, last house on the
dead end. Theo releases Sid's hand. Sid
drops to his knees and cradles his
damaged hand.
BREEZE:
Haven't seen a ball like that since '69.
THEO:
It belonged to my dad.
JUNIOR, a dumpy man in his late thirties with a rat tail, bad
skin and wearing a white straitjacket and fluorescent orange
pants, runs desperately through dark woods. Bloodhounds BARK
in the distance.
Theo drives over the draw-bridge and past the Peter Pan Diner
with its huge neon sign.
Theo's car pulls up in front of a modest suburban house. A
rooftop weather vane in the shape of a bowler CREAKS
ominously in the wind.
13 EXT. BUZZ'S HOUSE 13
Theo rings the doorbell. The porch light comes on, and
MILLIE, a fifty-five year-old woman dressed for a night on
the town in Reno, but with fuzzy slippers and a hairnet,
opens the door. A miniscule neurotic poodle leaps at Theo's
bowling ball bag, YAPPING and snapping at it.
THEO:
Is Mr. Fazeli in please?
MILLIE:
Who wants to know?
(to dog)
Zeus!
THEO:
I'm a bowler.
MILLIE:
I'm sick of you people. Why don't you
leave him be?
BUZZ (OS)
Let him in, Millie. And don't frisk him.
14 INT. BUZZ'S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM 14
Millie and Theo, with Zeus hot on his trail, enter the room.
BUZZ FAZELI, a sixty-five year-old man shaped a lot like a
compressed bowling pin, slouches in a recliner. The room is
decorated with trophies of Buzz's bygone pro-bowling halcyon
days.
MILLIE:
Oh sure. Let everyone in. From now on I
leave the door wide open. Let the parade
begin!
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