Spaced Invaders Page #4

Synopsis: When one saucer of an invasion force has engine trouble, it lands on Earth. It happens to be Halloween and it happens the invaders are only about 4 feet tall. As the bumbling aliens wander around the countryside they are taken to be children and they make friends with two children, one of whom is the daughter of the sheriff. As their troubles mount (it's difficult for five aliens to conquer a world) they begin to give up their plans of conquest, but then there is that nasty killer robot.
Production: Touchstone Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
8%
PG
Year:
1990
100 min
228 Views


and fossllize in boredom.

Our first target. Think

I can hit it from here?

- Wait a minute.

- Let's shoot something aiready.

Shh.

Wow! That's the best allen

costume I've ever seen!

Thanks.

I llke yours, too.

My mom made it.

She went to a iot of troubie.

- What are you supposed to be?

- I'm a duck!

- Who died and ieft you in charge?

- Capt. Bipto!

I'm Kathy.

Brian Hampton. Nice to meet you.

Where did a nice giri llke you...

iearn how to make something so...

mind-numbingiy terrifying?

- I spent time with my

uncie this summer. -Uh-huh.

- He works in the movies making

zombies and monsters. - Uh-huh.

- I wanted to stay and

work for him, - Uh-huh.

- but I had to come here

with my dad. - Uh-huh.

Where's your mom?

She died iast May.

Gee, I'm sorry.

That's too bad.

So...

it's just you and your dad, huh?

Yeah, and some goidfish.

If you ever need a llttie brother...

just give me a call.

All right, you two, it's time to go.

Come on!

[ Giggie ] How cute!

How... ioveiy.

Vern, hurry it up!

I've got a coid beer and a hot woman...

and I'm trying to keep 'em that way.

- Mr. Kiembecker, flli it up?

- Yeah and get the windows.

Warm enough, sweet cheeks?

[ Car Radio ] Darling, come back to me

I'm as lonesome as can be

I'm as jumpy as a bug

I'm as perky as a slug

Honey darling, come back to me

When you left home

- I wrote a little poem

- Hi, Dody.

But it don't help me 'cause I can't read

Honey darling, come back to me

I'm as lonesome as can be

What are you supposed to be?

Oh, nothing...

just Zorro.

Zorro's got a hat, you dope!

Mr. Kiembecker, iooks

llke you hit something.

Ciean that up!

Oh, man!

Get that off of there!

That ain't gonna work!

Here, use this.

When's my Caddy gonna be done?

You can pick it up tomorrow.

Good! It better be ciean.

It's ciean.

I pollshed it up llke you said to.

Yuck.

That's 13 gallons...

at $1.10 a gallon...

- that'll be... - Catch

you later, okay, pal?

Yes, Mr. Klembecker...

you... butthead!

You take the ieft flank,

I'll take the right.

You always get the right flank.

We've never done this before, idiot!

- What's with the happy sounds?

- They're giddy with fear.

- Look!

- Get back. Lock and ioad.

- They're shorter than I thought.

- Let's take 'em out.

[ Dr. Ziplock ] What if hey

come in small, medium and large!

- How cute!

- Wow, a dinosaur!

You're all alike!

Prepare to die, Earth scum!

[ Giggie ] Maybe later. Have fun. Huh?

- What? Come back.

- Kids, all aboard.

That's something...

you don't see every day.

- What now, O mighty ieader?

- Klli them!

Kill them!

I said,?prepare to die, Earth scum!?

- [ Sigh ]

- Oh, now you've got her.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Patrick Read Johnson

Patrick Read Johnson (born May 7, 1962) is an American filmmaker, special effects artist and screenwriter. Born in Wadsworth, Illinois, he is best known for his directorial work on the films Spaced Invaders, Angus, Baby's Day Out, The Genesis Code and 5-25-77. He also has written and produced such films as Dragonheart. more…

All Patrick Read Johnson scripts | Patrick Read Johnson Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Spaced Invaders" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 28 Mar. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/spaced_invaders_18601>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.