Spaced Invaders Page #3

Strafe the iocai

citizenry before we iand.

Sorry. No can do.

- Why not?

- Let's see.

We got a torqued-out digiframus.

Our megaspazz redundancy

plle is on the bllnk.

It iooks llke we bruised our boo-boo.

He's making the whoie iast

bit up. There's no such thing!

Coward!

Heh-heh-heh.

Let's kick some Earthllng butt!

Finally, a reai mission.

Maybe we better think this over, huh?

Good-bye, civllian asteroid patroi.

Hello, atomic space navy.

The fleet was supposed

to be attacking Arcturus.

The pian to attack Arcturus...

was obviously a clever decoy...

for the reai operation: the totai

annihllation of all things human.

Now, quit raining on our parade!

But why?

Why wouid Mars want to attack...

the puny, insignificant forces of Earth?

Because we win!

Prepare to die, Earth scum!

Where is everybody? Blowing

up all the good stuff.

Come on.

I think we brought the wrong gun.

It certainly is green here.

Perhaps our camouflage is inappropriate.

Come on,Jim.

[ Beeping ]

Just for the record...

I'm llstening.

I thought this was a bad idea.

Just for the record,

you'd better hope not.

May,June...

July, August...

15, 18!

They're Martians!

I knew it!

Jim, it iooks as if me and you...

is the Earth's only hope.

That's kinda sad, ain't it?

I guess it's better to die...

a horribie, agonizing

death defending the Earth...

than to wither away...

with Marge and her poodie.

[ Growl ]

That's the spirit!

We got work to do.

- What do you make of it, Doctor?

- It's iong, flat...

and has yellow lines. That

can only mean one thing.

- A mine fieid?

- A country road.

That's what they want us to think.

One faise move and kaboom!

You'll go home in more

pieces than you arrived.

Corporai Pez?

- What?

- See if we can get across.

- Why don't we go around?

- Move!

I'm going home in a bag!

It's aiways the corporai

that gets biown up first.

Dr. Zipiock, anything in

the worid-domination kit...

- to help us?

- Let's see.

This iooks interesting.

- Don't touch that!

- Excuse me!

Hit the dirt!

- What?

- Get down, stupid!

What in the name of

Uncie Martin is that?

Scout-in-a-can.

smart, efficient...

easy to use, and it's expendable!

Mine fieid, indeed! What a

bunch of twinkie stuffing!

Lt. Giggywig, you give

these simpie Earthllngs...

far too much credit.

Capt. Bipto?

What happened?

Some kind of secret weapon

came out of nowhere...

and took Capt. Bipto to his doom!

[ Muttering ]

Come back, Earth scum!

Wlli there be anything eise, senor?

Couid you get the windshieid, piease?

It wouid be my pieasure.

Who are you supposed to be?

I am...

Ei Zorro!

See Kathy sit. See Kathy sit aione.

See Kathy grow cobwebs

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