Spaced Invaders

Synopsis: When one saucer of an invasion force has engine trouble, it lands on Earth. It happens to be Halloween and it happens the invaders are only about 4 feet tall. As the bumbling aliens wander around the countryside they are taken to be children and they make friends with two children, one of whom is the daughter of the sheriff. As their troubles mount (it's difficult for five aliens to conquer a world) they begin to give up their plans of conquest, but then there is that nasty killer robot.
Production: Touchstone Pictures
Rotten Tomatoes:
100 min

and slowly and surely drew

their plans against us.

Hey, I heard a distress signai.

Patroi ship X-5-9-Y-P-Q

to Battie Group 7, come in.

It's like the fleet disappeared!

Maybe it's interference.

Get us outta the rocks.

We're aimost ciear. Okay...

hit it!

[ Radio Signal Beeps ]

[ Orson Welles ] Ladies and

gentlemen, I have a grave announcement.

Both the observations of science...

and the evidence of our eyes...

lead to the inescapable assumption...

that those beings who landed

in theJersey Farmlands...

are the vanguard of an

invading army from Mars.

[ Shouting And Laughter]

I remember when they first played that.

You remember pterodactyls.

I remember you fell for that...

hook, line, and sinker.

- I did not.

- You did so.

You put a big bucket on your head...

and took off with them

army boys to fight Martians.

Ain't you dead yet?

Can't I stay with you and fight crime?

I'll see you at the Spookiuck dinner.

Give us a kiss.

That's my giri.

I shouid have come as a wedge of cheese.

I'm probabiy the oniy

allen for a billion miles.

[ Laughter]

[ Orson Welles ]... Martians

visible above treetops moving north.

Hi, Mom...


Weicome to another thrllllng,

true-llfe episode of...

Russell Pillsbury, Deputy Sheriff.

I'm parked...

by Big Bean's new off-ramp...

and wlli soon be giving the

city's 1 st speeding ticket.

Who will be the lucky winner?

[ Laughter]

We gotta get us some money...

or they're gonna kick us out of here.

Then we'll have to llve

with my sister Marge...

and her poodie.

- Arf!

- Yeah.

[ Whimpering ]

Why did I have to go and get oid?

[ Laughter]

[ Beeping ]

It's 8:
15 P.M., October 31 st.

I've just been aierted to a

speed vioiation in progress.

Watch now as I teach this automotive scofflaw

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Patrick Read Johnson

Patrick Read Johnson (born May 7, 1962) is an American filmmaker, special effects artist and screenwriter. Born in Wadsworth, Illinois, he is best known for his directorial work on the films Spaced Invaders, Angus, Baby's Day Out, The Genesis Code and 5-25-77. He also has written and produced such films as Dragonheart. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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