SANDURZ Within the hour, sir.
HELMET Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonna be a
short honeymoon. (takes a drink of coffee) Mmmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm.
down. HELMET (mask down) Hot! Too hot!
right, is everyone ready?
USHER Yes, your majesty.
VESPA No! Where's my droid of honor?
USHER Oh dear, yes. Where's Dot? Dot? Dot Matrix? Oh, thank god.
Where've you been?
DOT Here I am. I'm sorry. I had to make a pit stop. I'm so excited,
I couldn't hold my oil.
USHER All right, people. It's magic time.
ROLAND All right, everyone, starting on the left foot. (puts his
right foot out)
ROLAND It's too late. Keep going.
Comes the Bride."
VESPA (stops) Daddy.
Organ player stops.
VESPA Must I go through with this.
ROLAND I'm sorry, my dear, you have to.
VESPA (stops) But, daddy.
Organ stops again.
VESPA I don't love him.
ROLAND I'm sorry, Vespa, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.
VALIUM yawns. They reach the altar.
Synopsis: In a distant galaxy, planet Spaceball has depleted its air supply, leaving its citizens reliant on a product called "Perri-Air." In desperation, Spaceball's leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air. But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).