Space Dogs

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-sneeze-

Are we there yet?

Dad, look how beautiful!

Honey, feed him.

How cute!

Sit here.

I'll bring you a tasty sandwich.

Hello! Mr. Khrushchev.

We have received your gift

and are very honored.

My daughter is delighted.

ringing of the broken vase

Oh, Lord!

Not my Chinese vase!

Oh, this mysterious

Russian soul!

Who are you?

I - Fluff.

Fluff?

How do you get here?

Just do not know.

But I think I am a present.

Since when does the president

give mixed-breed puppies?

Because I am the son of the most

famous dog in the world.

That's who I am!

This story began

very long time.

Three years ago.

In that summer, in the streets

of my homecity Moscow

came a terrible person.

Homeless dogs disappeared.

Ball of wool.. scared?

What a hat with earflaps, caught!

Stop!

Oh, you're a dog like that!

Do not go away!

A dog's life!

Tired of life?

Phew. No, all the same ...

No, cheese is tastier.

Oh, a familiar situation.

Oh, a familiar situation.

Let me introduce myself.

Benjamin, a member Mosconcert.

My dear,

You were made for the stage!

With such good looks!

Bust, profile, legs!

Oh, you have to sing.

I implore you, something, let's.

Poet:

I am a crow, raven, I, I'm in ...

It will be a hit!

My dear, that you have in your mouth?

You all the time

something prevents sing.

Spit, spit once!

Straight at me!

Freeze!

Help!

Shouts:

Venya! Venya!

The dog flew!

Go me! No Veni anywhere

A long way!

Help!

screaming like Tarzan

Eh ... me giddy right now.

Oh, you dog!

- From Veni not get away!

- Stop!

From Veni not get away!

Hey! Well. bastard!

Oh, it hurts!

Rabid Rat!

Who? From the rats hear!

All duel!

At ... on toothpicks.

Crush!

Do not hold me!

I thirst for blood!

Damn!

I you both from the ground get it!

So what?

Your mother was

mongrel with the garbage?

No, of course.

My mother was an athlete,

actress, beauty.

She was even

personal dressing room.

music plays

Now that's success!

Anshlag! Anshlag!

Thus, suits wear.

Why still

elephant is not painted?

Wash the moon now!

And the hare.

Above the nose! Above the nose!

Cheer up!

Valdemar!

Do not break the rocket.

Little became a cubicle.

Do not spoil the stock!

Sings

Belka as. you think.

these pants I complete?

Or incomplete? A?

I can not imagine

choose a suitable diet.

Either Claire with milk

whether milk eclair.

If you only knew. Squirrel,

as I got

whole ????????!

Waldemar,

trousers, it is not crowded?

Bella Raymondovna.

look, dear, to watch.

In fact, your exit.

I cramped in my room.

Closely as an artist!

In the pants of these closely!

Dear audience!

Please welcome

our artists!

music plays

Belka. Ale-up!

Laughter

What is this?

Come again!

Ale-up!

Squirrel!

Ah. are you?

A bad dog!

Come on, come here!

Laughter

cries

The audience were in raptures

this number!

But no one suspected

that actually

Mom was very afraid of fire.

Hey, come here!

Come on, do not worry.

Your friend Veni

came a brilliant plan.

Oh, to steal, so a million!

Kissing, so the queen!

Sorry, distracted.

Then dial

and a weary voice, ask:

"Alia, a savings bank?"

Venia, well, a phone?

I did it ... The dog I have.

Oh how hard it is to live.

Who do I deal?

You are not far, my!

Well. Think about it myself!

If you have. what to think.

Well, who. who

phone understands

dog you there,

or dwarf buffalo?

He phone.

Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything!

Leave it to Uncle Venu.

I'm telling you.

Earn an adult.

I'll give the tooth!

Phew! Hey, hey, hey ...

But not now.

Oops

Where are you?

Enough is enough!

Ya I can not work this way.

I have no one to work.

Ah! Phew!

Legs too short!

I can! I can!

Arena awaits! Oh, oh. oh!

Burst! As my career!

My friends!

I last asked.

Who fly to the rocket?

Oh, forgot!

I also paint brought.

Elephants paint.

I'm afraid. I'm afraid.

Afraid I'm afraid.

Afraid I'm afraid. Here!

- J.

- With "I, I?

I fly raketen!

Fantastisch! (ger)

Verstehen? (ger)

Carlos, what with Vova?

But he ... kj. eX ... piggy!

And you Bella Raymondovna,

out in a minute.

sneezes

- Health to you!

- No, you do!

No, wait!

- Where are you dragging me?

- Come on, come on.

I absolutely Artist

a genre!

- But I can not fly like a pig.

- It's a snap!

- I am a trained dog.

- Assure you.

- I'll complain.

- Commander!

Not a bit too much there, eh?

I think it just right.

drumroll

Remember:

left - the brake, right - gas.

Or vice versa?

What a talented young people!

Right - gas left - brake.

Yeah.

So-oo!

Oops!

Yes, a bit too much.

cries

Cheese. From the Netherlands?!

Flying.

Bucks...

cries

Mama!

Ha, ha, ha! I can not!

I die right now!

Hey, anybody. someone!

Kill me, Right here

straight right now.

That I have not seen

this is nothing.

Mouth shut!

Be so kind as

Do me a favor,

help you.

how to get to the circus.

Hah. and your from the circus?

You are trained, yes?

Bark! Two times two is four.

Well? Woof, woof, woof.

- Fu, Fu, what bad manners!

- What?

What?

In the circus no one allows himself

such behaving.

My God

But are not you in the circus!

You're on my sandbox, my dear!

I am not your "dear".

I am Belka.

You are a Squirrel? (????? squirrel)

And i am a Mexican jerboa. Haha.

Since you are a squirrel, perhaps

you entertain nuts?

Hmm. You'd better

the circus come.

What?

No. No, no, no, no!

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