Space Chimps Page #2
Well, you keep showboatin',
and you'll be halfway to the taxidermist.
No, no, you can't take him!
He belongs to me.
Official government business:
eminent domain, national security...
a lot of other scary black helicopter stuff
you don't wanna mess with.
Ooh. He's older than I expected.
Well, you ain't no spring chicken either.
- And you're lookin' for-
- Oh, he's so cute!
Yeah, I'm a hottie.
I am Dr. Smothers, and you are going
into space just like grandfather.
Space?
Wrong answer.
You got the wrong Ham, Doctor. Okay.
Bye, space lady who's attracted to me.
- Hey!
- Good to see ya. Take care.
- Don't let the door hit ya on the-
- Well, uh-
Kid, you're throwin' away
the only shot you got.
This is a chance to make good,
live up to your legacy.
Hey, I'm the star of my show, not just
the warm-up act for some human astronaut.
Your grandfather
wasn't some warm-up act.
He was a NASA astronaut.
Got his face on magazines,
newspapers, television.
- He even met the president.
- I met the chief of police once.
Ham!
He did somethin' to be proud of.
Had a dream and went for it.
- You got dreams?
- I'm living my dream.
Whoa!
Uh, Houston? We have a problem.
Thanks for supporting your government.
Under threat of prosecution!
I- I'm- I'm gonna
need that trailer back.
- Huh.
- Well, looks like we're gonna
need a new cannonball.
You like to travel?
- Here he comes.
- Stand proud.
I can't believe it. We'll be flying
with the grandson of the great Ham.
You sure they said "grandson"?
- Whoa! I know my rights.
I'm calling the A.S.P.C. A!
- Huh?
I demand to talk to my ringmaster!
Help! I've been kidnapped!
Oh, he's clearly excited
to be in a new environment.
Oh, God!
Good glass. Ow!
Commander Titan,
navigation and coordinates.
Ham. Don't and care.
Lieutenant Luna.
It's an honor, sir.
- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Yeah. Oh, my.
Hello, lady chimp.
Do not mind if I "dooble."
Luna means moon in Latin.
That's right, sir.
- What do ya know? Two lovers of language.
- Name's Comet.
Computers and electronics.
I look forward to serving with you.
Sorry, kid, but I gotta play Poughkeepsie
on Saturday. Let's go, Houston!
Sir, with all due respect,
you've been selected for a mission...
of historical significance
Land of the free, home of the brave.
Yada, yada, yada.
Listen, the only mission I have
is to entertain. Watch and learn.
- Abracadabble.
- Oh, cool!
Oh, perfect. He's a joke.
Anyway, best of luck, break a leg,
blast off-Whatever it is you say.
But I gotta bounce.
What are those?
Rocket packs. We'll be demonstrating them
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