South Park Page #2

Synopsis: The curious, adventure-seeking, fourth grade group of boys, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, all join in in buffoonish adventures that sometimes evolve nothing. Sometimes something that was simple at the start, turns out to get out of control. Everything is odd in the small mountain town, South Park, and the boys always find something to do with it.
Genre: Animation, Comedy
  Won 5 Primetime Emmys. Another 10 wins & 78 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.7
TV-MA
Year:
1997
22 min
2,745 Views


KYLE:

Yeah, they abduct people and they

mutilate cows!

CARTMAN:

Ah shut up, you guys, you're just

trying to make me scared, and it's

not working.

A large Chevy screeches to a halt. CHEF gets out of the car

and approaches the kids.

CHEF:

Hello there, children.

KIDS:

Hey, Chef.

STAN:

What's gonna be for lunch today,

Chef?

CHEF:

Well, today it's Salisbury steak

with buttered noodles and a choice

of green bean casserole or vegetable

medley.

CARTMAN:

Kick ass!

CHEF:

Say, did any of you children see the

alien spaceship last night?

CARTMAN:

HUH?!

STAN:

Yeah, fat boy saw it!

CARTMAN:

No! Th-That was just a dream! And

I'm NOT fat, I'm big-boned.

CHEF:

(To Cartman)

Oh, was it the ones with the big

long heads and the black eyes?

CARTMAN:

(PETRIFIED)

AH!

STAN:

They took him on their ship!

CHEF:

Ooh... Did they give you an anal

probe?

CARTMAN:

AGH!

STAN:

What's an anal probe?

CHEF:

That's when they put this big metal

hoop-a-joo up your butt.

KYLE:

Woa! They gave you an anal probe,

Cartman?

CARTMAN:

(Defensive)

No! I mean... Uh... Why would they

do that?

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Matthew Richard "Matt" Stone (born May 26, 1971) is an American actor, animator, screenwriter, television director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park along with his creative partner Trey Parker, as well as co-writing the 2011 multi-Tony Award winning musical The Book of Mormon. more…

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