South Park Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 1997
- 22 min
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KYLE:
Yeah, they abduct people and they
mutilate cows!
CARTMAN:
Ah shut up, you guys, you're just
trying to make me scared, and it's
not working.
A large Chevy screeches to a halt. CHEF gets out of the car
and approaches the kids.
CHEF:
Hello there, children.
KIDS:
Hey, Chef.
STAN:
What's gonna be for lunch today,
Chef?
CHEF:
Well, today it's Salisbury steak
with buttered noodles and a choice
of green bean casserole or vegetable
medley.
CARTMAN:
Kick ass!
CHEF:
Say, did any of you children see the
alien spaceship last night?
CARTMAN:
HUH?!
STAN:
Yeah, fat boy saw it!
CARTMAN:
No! Th-That was just a dream! And
I'm NOT fat, I'm big-boned.
CHEF:
(To Cartman)
Oh, was it the ones with the big
long heads and the black eyes?
CARTMAN:
(PETRIFIED)
AH!
STAN:
They took him on their ship!
CHEF:
Ooh... Did they give you an anal
probe?
CARTMAN:
AGH!
STAN:
What's an anal probe?
CHEF:
That's when they put this big metal
hoop-a-joo up your butt.
KYLE:
Woa! They gave you an anal probe,
Cartman?
CARTMAN:
(Defensive)
No! I mean... Uh... Why would they
do that?
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