South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Page #4
- Year:
- 1999
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TICKET GUY:
Sorry, Charlie.
KYLE:
Damn it!
TICKET GUY:
Next, please?
A few TEENAGERS walk up to get their tickets. The boys step
aside.
STAN:
This is terrible! This can't be
happening!!
KYLE:
We HAVE to see this movie, dude!
CARTMAN:
Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that
good anyway.
KYLE:
Cartman! What the hell are you talking
about?! You LOVE Terrance and Philiip!
CARTMAN:
Yeah, but the animation's all crappy - it
probably can't sustain itself over ninety
minutes.
IKE:
Poo baba!
STAN:
Wait! I've got an idea!
EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - A LITTLE LATER
The old Homeless guy from the intro song walks up to the
Ticket Guy with the boys.
HOMELESS GUY:
Uh, hi. I want five tickets to Terrance
TICKET GUY:
You realize this movie is rated R? It may
not be appropriate for your little ones.
HOMELESS GUY:
Oh.
(Turning to boys)
Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate
for you.
STAN:
(Whispering)
Look, homeless guy, if you don't want to
buy us tickets, and NOT get your ten
bucks and NOT go buy yourself a bottle of
Vodka and not forget about how miserable
your life is and not stop the voices in
your head then go right ahead.
HOMELESS GUY:
Five tickets please.
The Ticket guy suspiciously hands them over.
The boys are all sitting in the front row. Cartman has a huge
tub of popcorn, all kinds of candy, and a large drink.
IKE:
Purpre mama!
KYLE:
Be quiet, Ike! The movie's starting!
ANGLE - MOVIE SCREEN
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